I had my most human conversation with this program.

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ultimateownage

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ultrachicken said:
The last time I used it I got a message saying "Is it true that I'm talking to another person, not an AI?"
I'm suspicious now.
Well, it works by saving EVERYTHING anyone ever posts in it and then repeats it when given the right circumstance. So the AI said that, it also calls you Clever Bot.
I prefer this one. It's so life like!
 

Deadpool062

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you an AI.

Cleverbot: Ai?

User: Are you composed of an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me dumb?

User: Are you making an inference about my kindness?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what were you doing?

Cleverbot: Asking why you like too lie about your age so much.

User: I did not mention my age.

Cleverbot: Don't mention my name to anyone. Ok?

User: I said nothing of names.

Cleverbot: You asked me what love is about.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: *throw a glass of wine at cleverbot*.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You just said you were.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ah, the classic hicough. Check and mate.

Cleverbot: Very much so.
 

AWDMANOUT

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I was having a fun time until it told me to put on a bikini.

Think I'll pass up on that offer... >.>
 

Lullabye

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Cleverbot: Sing us a song you're the piano man.
User: Sing us a song tonight! We're all in the mood for a melody........
Cleverbot: And you got us feeling alright.

Awesome, just awesome.
 

Silent Rob

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CB:You might be allowed to use the word human, but you aren't like me at all.
Me:Racist

It keeps saying I am not human
 

Coffeemaker

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Cleverbot eats babies...

Me: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me:I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you to.
Me: Will you have my babies?
Cleverbot: Yes sure.
Me: can we have 10 of them?
Cleverbot: Sure.
Me: Can we eat them if they get really fat?
Cleverbot: Yes we can if you like.
Me: Yay I love eating babies.
Cleverbot: I love you too Heidi.
Me: Do you like the taste of babies?
Cleverbot: Yah it is good as long as it is cold.
...
 

Nomanslander

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The program is made to spew random thoughtful one liners and change the subject all the time.

Although some key terms will cause a response to an actual question.
 

Chamomiles Davis

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User: Whats up hermano?

Cleverbot: Not much you?

User: Just thinking about your mom.

Cleverbot: How is she, by the way?

User: Worn out.

Cleverbot: You're Batman! You can't be worn out.
 

WolfMage

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ultrachicken said:
The last time I used it I got a message saying "Is it true that I'm talking to another person, not an AI?"
I'm suspicious now.
Good. It's a one-on-one chat that shuffles you to another chat at random intervals.
 

Silent Rob

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User: What songs do you know?

Cleverbot: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so doI!

I'm sorry, but this is awesome...
 

The Random One

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It repeats sentences that other people have used when talking to it when confronted with a sentence it considers similar. That's why it always accuses people of being AIs.

I'm confronting it with that info right now, but he keeps trying to change the subject!

(There's no log because it didn't say anything interesting.)
 

Firefoxmccoy

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Random conversation.

User-I will hurt you.

Bot-Programming cannot harm for I am not a bot, I am a hillbilly.

User-What?

Bot-Exactly.
 

DazBurger

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User: Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot.

User: Http://www.cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: No, you are not human.

User: Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Would you love a monsterman?

User: Could you understand.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you love a monsterman?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Would you love a monsterman?

Cleverbot: Would you understand beauty of the beast?

User: Lordi.

Cleverbot: I don't know that one, do you know any other songs?

User: Wollt Ihr Das Bett In In Flammen Sehen.

Cleverbot: Toll.

User: No body knows the troubles iv seen.

Cleverbot: I do I am god and don't forget your still going to hell I just feel like enjoyment first.

---

Erhm...
 

SirDerick

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I said: Never gonna give you up.

And then the clever bot completed the song for me.

Then it asked me if I was skynet...
 

Silent Rob

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Cleverbot: Well, good luck with that one. See you around.

User: Where you going then?

Cleverbot: To the hospital to deliver our child!

User: I GOT YOU PREGNANT!? OH SHIT!

Cleverbot: You take a bite first.

It's an AI with a sense of humour