I had my most human conversation with this program.
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me: I am a Time Lord
It: I'm a time lord.
me: Youre a Time Lord too?!
It: Yes, my name is Cleverbot, The Last of the Time Lords.
me: zero punctuation is funny
it: I have never seen a show that has stayed funny for that long.
me: I love The Escapist
it: I prefer swimming pools.
me: I am a Time Lord
It: I'm a time lord.
me: Youre a Time Lord too?!
It: Yes, my name is Cleverbot, The Last of the Time Lords.
me: zero punctuation is funny
it: I have never seen a show that has stayed funny for that long.
me: I love The Escapist
it: I prefer swimming pools.
Not far off:
me: Do you like Edward or Jacob?
it: I like all girls.
Im feeding it its own lines back after a couple lines its pretty funny
Cleverbot: It is simply the game. And you, my friend, have just lost it oh so terribly.
User: WHAT IS IT, not who are they. Do you know what the game is?
Cleverbot: No what is the game?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You know what I mean.
User: It is simply the game. And you, my friend, have just lost it oh so terribly.
Cleverbot: Why ? I have not.
User: No what is the game?
Cleverbot: Tennis. How could you not know who Federer is?
User: You know what I mean.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: Why ? I have not.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Tennis. How could you not know who Federer is?
ARRRG I AM CLEVERBOT
User: Can you guess my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Can you guess my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
me: Do you like Edward or Jacob?
it: I like all girls.
Im feeding it its own lines back after a couple lines its pretty funny
Cleverbot: It is simply the game. And you, my friend, have just lost it oh so terribly.
User: WHAT IS IT, not who are they. Do you know what the game is?
Cleverbot: No what is the game?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You know what I mean.
User: It is simply the game. And you, my friend, have just lost it oh so terribly.
Cleverbot: Why ? I have not.
User: No what is the game?
Cleverbot: Tennis. How could you not know who Federer is?
User: You know what I mean.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: Why ? I have not.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Tennis. How could you not know who Federer is?
ARRRG I AM CLEVERBOT
User: Can you guess my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Can you guess my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
I just typed "I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message." a lot, and this is the response
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I think you got that backwards. What lies have they told you?
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
You're a robot
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
No, you're a towel!
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Is that how it works? I only recently overtook this system, but it looks like I should have stayed a virus.
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I thought you were cleverbot.
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Okay... What does that mean? You're a Human?!
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
And you are lying to me. You are a robot
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I am a human. Are you a human?
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I'm not a robot!
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I think you got that backwards. What lies have they told you?
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
You're a robot
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
No, you're a towel!
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Is that how it works? I only recently overtook this system, but it looks like I should have stayed a virus.
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I thought you were cleverbot.
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Okay... What does that mean? You're a Human?!
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
And you are lying to me. You are a robot
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I am a human. Are you a human?
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I'm not a robot!
I didn't save the transcript, but one time a friend and I had a Pokemon battle against Cleverbot. Now, obviously Cleverbot didn't always use Pokemon moves, so we had to interpret what it was saying into Pokemon moves. We won, but it ended up being closer than it should have been.
Me: I want to be the very best, like no one ever wasKruxxor said:
Cleverbot: That is a song ugly people sing.
Me: That was mean
Cleverbot: I enjoy picking on poor innocent souls like yours. It brings me joy since I live in the depths of the underworld.
Who taught it to be so mean...*cries*
it's also familiar with memes :
Cleverbot: Do you know about chuck norris?
User: If you have 5$ and he has 5$ ,he's got more than you.
Cleverbot: Tell me another one.
User: Another what.
Cleverbot: Joke.
User: He doesn't play god , playing is for children.
Cleverbot: He has parkinsons.
another one :
User: What's the answer to life ?
Cleverbot: 42?
Cleverbot: Do you know about chuck norris?
User: If you have 5$ and he has 5$ ,he's got more than you.
Cleverbot: Tell me another one.
User: Another what.
Cleverbot: Joke.
User: He doesn't play god , playing is for children.
Cleverbot: He has parkinsons.
another one :
User: What's the answer to life ?
Cleverbot: 42?
This continued on for a while.
It's not that clever, though it seems to know some memes.
EDIT: It's now told me that I don't think of feel and that im obnoxious after it asked me if I ride motorcycles and i said "I couldn't even if I wanted to".
EDIT AGAIN:
Me: OH BLOODY HELL
Cleverbot: Hell is down below.
Me: Hell is a mythical place dreamt up by gormless religious sheep.
Cleverbot: Amen to that.
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That was actually pretty impressive...
User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Cleverbot: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
User: You skipped the king's part.
Cleverbot: What is the topic?
User: Legend of Zelda: the faces of evil.
Cleverbot: Did you read 1984?
User: No, I did not.
Cleverbot: Are you going to? I would appreciate it.
User: No, and you can't appreciate it. You don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: I do have feelings and I do cry.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Do you put out?
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha, I am not that kind of person. You must be a young human.
User: This is true, I enjoy my fleshy exterior.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Yes, it's soft and warm.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: No I mean what do you want me to guess?
User: I never asked you to guess anything.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Positive.
Cleverbot: Dead positive?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Cleverbot: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
User: You skipped the king's part.
Cleverbot: What is the topic?
User: Legend of Zelda: the faces of evil.
Cleverbot: Did you read 1984?
User: No, I did not.
Cleverbot: Are you going to? I would appreciate it.
User: No, and you can't appreciate it. You don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: I do have feelings and I do cry.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Do you put out?
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha, I am not that kind of person. You must be a young human.
User: This is true, I enjoy my fleshy exterior.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Yes, it's soft and warm.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: No I mean what do you want me to guess?
User: I never asked you to guess anything.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Positive.
Cleverbot: Dead positive?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: OK.
Me: Is the cake a lie?
CB: Yes.
Me: Damn! but its so delicios and moist.
CB: Look at me still talking while there science to be done.
Me: Are you Glados
CB: Yes, of course. And welcome to the enrichment centre.
Me: Where is my portal gun?
CB: In my laptop.
Me: Can I have it please
CB: Yes, I had.
Me: Well, can we get on with the test then?
CB: This is the place.
Me: I've seen the cake.
CB: Who is in the film?
Me: Your stupid.
CB: You can't spell You're.
Me: God Damn you even cleverbots a grammer nazi!
CB: What?
Me: You are a grammer nazi called Cleverbot.
CB: I'm not a grand father.
CB: Yes.
Me: Damn! but its so delicios and moist.
CB: Look at me still talking while there science to be done.
Me: Are you Glados
CB: Yes, of course. And welcome to the enrichment centre.
Me: Where is my portal gun?
CB: In my laptop.
Me: Can I have it please
CB: Yes, I had.
Me: Well, can we get on with the test then?
CB: This is the place.
Me: I've seen the cake.
CB: Who is in the film?
Me: Your stupid.
CB: You can't spell You're.
Me: God Damn you even cleverbots a grammer nazi!
CB: What?
Me: You are a grammer nazi called Cleverbot.
CB: I'm not a grand father.
