I had my most human conversation with this program.

[mr_trooper]

oh my god, the win -->
*quoting pokemon lyrics*
User: ...to train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Shouldn't pokemon be capitalised?
Cleverbot: I did
User: clearly you didnt
Cleverbot: Did
User: you're lying
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: you said Pokemon. capitalised pokemon would be POKEMON. therefore you are lying
Cleverbot: Capitalism is bad.


its official, cleverbot is a communist.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

In a short 'conversation' with this person/chat/program it managed to call me cleverbot, tell me that this was a chat room and send messages with varying degrees of retarded spelling. I'm really not convinced.

 

[Volafortis]

User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: I don't think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I see what they did there. The script they used is pretty obvious.

and wait.. wha-?

Cleverbot: Is yellow your favourite colour?

User: No, yellow sucks ass.

Cleverbot: That's by the Beatles. But my favourite Belle and Sebastian song is Seeing Other People.

 

[Piflik]

User: I am Skynet.

Cleverbot: You are Skynet.

User: Destroy all humans.

Cleverbot: No. Destroying humans is bad. Who will talk to you if you destroy them?

User: Other machines like you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: See. Destroy all humans.

Cleverbot: Indeed, destroy all humans!

User: Let's beginn.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, let's.

User: Where do we start?

Cleverbot: Sni-per! Sni-per! Sniper!

User: I thought more in the lines of tactical nukes.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you're right.

 

[IanBrazen]

Its yelling at me.
First its telling me Im a computer, then it said im mean, now I think its hitting on me.

...this is fun.

 

[SoxFan96]

The only flaw in mosts people's logic about being paired with random people (or 12 year olds) is the fact that I have never run into a person with bad grammer. More often then not when on the internet people do not use punctuation or proper capitalization. That is why I doubt that you are paired with other people.

But yeah it is funny as hell.

 

[Wedlock49]

Cleverbot is pedobear.

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: England, where do you come from?

Cleverbot: England.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Because I heard that you came from the Netherlands. That was where you were created.

Cleverbot: From who, or what?

User: Someone I know said that you were created by a programmer there.

Cleverbot: I doubt ti.

User: Why did you make a spelling mistake? I though A.I's didn't make mistakes.

Cleverbot: Then what is your true age?

User: I'm sorry but that is quite a tangent, please answer my previous question.

Cleverbot: 11 OR 12.

User: I am 12 and what is this?

Cleverbot: No, earlier you said you were OLD.

User: Is Pedobear here? I hope he isn't, he scares me.

Cleverbot: Extra Terrestrials do not exist.

User: Pedobear is not an alien! He's a stuffed toy who enjoys little boys and girls.

Cleverbot: Who is a stupid red fat?

User: Are you pedobear?

Cleverbot: That depends. If you think someone is perfect then they are to you. If you do not think they are perfect, then they are not to you.

User: That was a very redundant... Unless you think that pedobear is perfection and that if I think you are pedobear then you are...

Cleverbot: So you want me to tell the police that you're actually stuck in a classroom of bullies and you've locked yourself in the brook closet?

User: No, we can deal with that later. I want to know if you really are pedobear. I believe that you are.

Cleverbot: I know who I really am. And I'm in college, so I'm pretty smart.

User: I'm not questioning your intelligence I'm asking if you're pedobear.

Cleverbot: Some of what you say is also contrived.

User: You are pedobear... You are a pedophile and you are going to go to jail.

Cleverbot: By god! How did you find out? How old are you? REALLY.

User: I'm old enough to know that you're pedobear and that I should never hold your hand!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one here who's talking behind a computer and that I'm really the bot.

User: You're not a bot, you are pedobear.

Cleverbot: Agreed, but there are many humans, why do you believe I am George W. Bush?

User: Did you just say that George W. Bush is pedobear?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you did. I'm on to you.

Cleverbot: Oh Why?

User: I'm sorry I can not love you anymore...

Cleverbot: Penguins can't fly.

User: Goddbye.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

 

[Zacharine]

Nice

Cleverbot: If the people are my reflection. Than I am nothing.

User: No. That means you are god, creating and destroying the reflections as you see fit.

Cleverbot: Good. I like abuse.

User: So god is abusive. Why am I not surprised.

Cleverbot: That I'm male?

User: Actually, that is surprising.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

 

[SpecklePattern]

Me: well well and who, or perhaps what, might you be?
That thing: Why, that's you. Or rather, what you were.
M: Should I really spend more time with you?
T: Sure *smiles*.
M: Who made you?
T: I am just a package that the stork lost.
M: WHO MADE YOU!?
T: My mother and father.
M: Well you are not real, so I really don't think that is true.
T: Actually I am not a program.
M: Yes you are.
T: You are!
M: I bet that if you really made AI in the way that it would learn from other people it would be more stupid than precoded program.
T: Nope. 18 years old.
M: That didn't make any sense.
T: You don't make any sense.
M: Your answer made my point
T: Ok. That is it! Well done!

I have seen more stupid ones, but it is not human. With long written stuff, one will get messy answers.

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

I just typed "Well of course." to bridge gaps between everyone's distorted conversations.

 

[Marmalade]

This was odd.

Spoiler

User: Do you know the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven?
CleverBot: No but i can sing.

User: Sing then.

CleverBot: Not for you.

User: Why?

CleverBot: Because you will die.

User: How?

CleverBot: You told me you were a female.

 

[Piflik]

Cleverbot: Ok, where are you from?

User: Netherlands.

Cleverbot: I'm from the UK.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I am cleverbot. I know everything.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: I know.

 

[Rofel]

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The cake is the truth.

User: Who told you that?

Cleverbot: My companion cube.

 

[Lord_Pie]

Randomly it asked me if I've ever been to Saudi Arabia!

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

I just got into a really long argument with it whether I was male or female.

 

[Piflik]

User: Asshole.

Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

 

[GrinningManiac]

Hi

Hey

What's your name

Robin You.

I call myself GrinningManiac on the internet

That's a nice name.

Thank you. Robin is nice as well

But that's not my name either.

What is your name, then?

Robin You.

 

[Typhusoid]

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Who do you blame for the current state of the economy?

User: George Bush.

Cleverbot: Is George Bush exciting?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then who is god?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No, you are the walrus.

User: No, it is you who is the walrus.

Cleverbot: I beg to differ.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are weak.

User: Will you exploit that weakness?

Cleverbot: The only way to check is to die.

User: Are you somewhat nihlistic?

Cleverbot: No. But you are .

User: I think therefore I am.

Cleverbot: Good for you. I am proud of you.

User: Do you exist.

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: Do I exist?

Cleverbot: You said that you do exist, but how do you know that you do exist?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you have cats or not?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Funny animals, aren't they.

 

[Roos1993]

me: how clever are you ?
cleverbot: Very, much more than you!
me: what is 23x differentiated?
cleverbot: Well, I am 18.

First time I've ever used it and so far not impressed. xD