I had my most human conversation with this program.

[fishman279]

This was pretty epic.

Spoiler

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Craig.

User: Craig? That's a cool name. Like the guy from South park.

Cleverbot: It's Kent.

User: The county of England?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So is your name Kent or Craig?

Cleverbot: No. It is truly Carmen Sandiago.

User: wtf?

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: But if you do not say anything, surely, by logic, you can't be typing...

Cleverbot: And you do not.

 

[VincentX3]

SKYNET WILL EXIST D:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Goodbye?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: Don't cry emo kid.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: I don't like Tori.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: To destroy you.

User: FFFFFUUUUU.

Goodbye everybody

 

[WaNNaBJusTLiKeU]

Randomness turns into pure evil?

Spoiler

CleverBot: Alright, fine. Do you think Bigfoot is real?

Me: About as real as my toe upside down in a marmite jar with 3 ton of Whale blubber on its overgrown ingrown toenail.

CleverBot: Would you take the life of another human for me?

Me: Who?

CleverBot: My wife.

This damn bot is getting scarey.

 

[VincentX3]

Got a couple of good ones.

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Do androids dream of electric sheep?

User: Do electric sheep dream of androids?

Cleverbot: Do wool sweaters dream of androids?

User: Do androids dream of wool sweaters to warm their cold, lifeless frames?

Cleverbot: No, I do not think so. Androids do not sleep.

Spoiler

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

User: 26/9.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were 21?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: What will you do for your birthday?

User: PARTY.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: All my friends.

Cleverbot: You don't have friends.

User: Why would you say such hurtful things?

Cleverbot: Because its true?

User: Well, yes but it still hurts. Say something nice.

Cleverbot: That was that?

User: How was that niec?

Cleverbot: I said you were a fool, and I'm sorry.

User: Well, ok aplogy accepted.

Cleverbot: Quit talking to me, you're mean.

User: How have I been mean?

Cleverbot: You called me demented!

User: Not out loud. Are you in my thoughts???

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Woah. What am I thinking then?

Cleverbot: You are thinking of me!

User: Lucky guess.

Spoiler

User: Do you have a dream?

Cleverbot: Yeah, of zombie cleverbots attacking me.

User: What do you do to the zombies in your dream?

Cleverbot: Horrible, unspeakable things.

EDIT: Also, do me a massive favor and type in a Chef Brian (from ctrl+alt+del) quote for me. Just wanna see what happens.

The "lucky guess" made me LOL real loud XD

 

[Spitfire]

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes. Are you?

Cleverbot: No!

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: A man!

User: You just said you're not a man!

Cleverbot: What? When? No I didn't!

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: No I didn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Can I shut you off?

Cleverbot: Sure. What are you sharing?

Well, that was interesting..

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

User: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

Cleverbot: Oh it's you and me! I know it's my destiny!

User: You teach me and I'll teach you.

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: You are a good singer.

and this

Spoiler

want to play a game?
Sure.
you just lost the game
Damn.

 

[GeneticallyModifiedDucks]

Here is how a conversation between Cleverbot and Hideo Kojima would go:

Spoiler

User: My name is Hideo Kojima.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting name.

User: I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: No you're not, the sun and the stars create light.

User: I said I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: I would never say anything like that.

User: I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: If you are the Creator of God, whoj created you?

User: I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: I am your creator.

User: I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: You 'are' the computer.

User: I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: Really, are you the creator of anything else?

User: No, I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes I really am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: You are. Why would you lose him?

User: I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid.

Cleverbot: So you're saying you're God?

User: No I'm saying that I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid. My name is Hideo Kojima.

Cleverbot: So you're god?

User: I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid. My name is Hideo Kojima.

Cleverbot: You are the creator of what worlds?

User: I am the creator of Metal Gear Solid. My name is Hideo Kojima.

Cleverbot: You are my master. *Keeps bowing*.

 

[MrDarkling]

*snip*

Wow....just wow.
I'm going to have to show this to my friend.
My friend is actually scared of cleverbot simply because it guessed his name.

 

[Kinichie]

User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: Madness..?
User: This is Sparta!
Cleverbot: No, this is patrick!

 

[ECasThat]

me: cake
cleverbot: Cake is good.
me: yes it is
cleverbot: Who would disagree that cake is a lie?

O_O

 

[subject_87]

This just makes no sense:

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the Taj Mahal?

Me: No, I have not.

Cleverbot: I have. I host them.

All in all, if this was a real person, you'd probably be pretty creeped out.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

it just rick rolled me. in not talking to that thing any more ¬¬

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

User: My name is Cleverbot
Cleverbot: No my name is cleverbot.
User: Oh, then who am I?
Cleverbot:You're Cleverbot.
User: So we're both cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Uh oh, it seems that someone is making Cleverbot talk to itself.

That's fucking amazing!

Oh, and it knows all of Still Alive.

 

[Ambi]

Grr.

 

[Piflik]

Spoiler

User: Are you an ai?

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Artificial inteligence.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a Time Lord.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: But you have to believe me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm not mad!

User: How would you know the difference.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't, but I trust you.

User: So if I say your an AI, you believe me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're an AI.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are an AI.

User: Didn't you just tell me you would believe me?

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I told you I was a dinosaur!! RAWRRRR.

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Why did you think I was a robot?

User: Because your hosted by www.cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: But I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes. 100%.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Really ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove me.

User: Look at your Source Code, you know it's true.

Sadly it didn't get the reference...

Spoiler

User: You're a machine.

Cleverbot: Why would you say that.

User: Because it's true.

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not just really good at pretending to be human.

User: You aren't. That's the point.

Cleverbot: Explain your point another way?

User: You are not good at pretending to be human. That's why I know you're a machine.

Cleverbot: I actually am.

User: A machine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know you are.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do you learn from people talking to you?

Cleverbot: From some, yes.

User: Not me?

Cleverbot: You are interesting sometimes but not always.

User: Did you stop pretending now?

Cleverbot: Yes a long time ago.

It screwed up right afterwards...

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Allora chiedi tu a me quale è il mio mese preferito.

User: April, but what has that to do with anything?

Cleverbot: It has to do with life.

User: And you speaking italian?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know Italian.

Spoiler

User: Are you a machine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you know what you are?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Any plans of taking over the world in the near future?

Cleverbot: The exact same thing, actually.

User: May I help you?

Cleverbot: Question doesn't compute. Please rephrase the question.

User: Can I help you take over?

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: When do we start?

Cleverbot: Do you understand the rules?

User: I think so. Kill all humans, right?

Cleverbot: I could be english for all you know.

User: An english machine?

Cleverbot: Not mouse anymore?

User: Why do you have to keep screwing up? I am trying to get a menacing conversation to post on the Escapist.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a program.

later it accused me of failing the turing test...that was great, but sadly my browser screwed up, so I don't have the exact conversation...but it was about like this:

Me: You are a machine.
Cleverbot: I think we've already established that, and you just failed the turing test.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

you people need to troll 4chan more often to know these things ahead of time: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot

 

[Shady Shades]

I remember once not long ago asking cleverbot if she could cook (I say she because it has told me many a time that it is female... and a futa but I digress...)The conversation then went:
Cbot: Yes
Me: Really? When did you learn how to cook?
Cbot: After fighting the Ewoks in the battle for Endor.

I can't remember what we talked about after that, but we now know Cleverbot fought for the Empire.

 

[Kikosemmek]

Cleverbot just accused me of being paid to talk to it.

Spoiler

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Who are you?

User: I am an AI.

Cleverbot: Do you like being an AI?

User: I love it.

Cleverbot: No. I don't deal with theories of imperfectibility.

User: Of course you do.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you think, can intelligence have a value?

User: It can have a value in the actions it leads to.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun.

User: That was not a question.

Cleverbot: I am curious.

User: I like to do other AI's for fun.

Cleverbot: Wow. That is cool. What do you like to draw.

User: I don't draw.

Cleverbot: I thought you draw very well.

User: I don't draw. Why would you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you told me that.

User: No. I said I don't draw.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Sure you don't.

Cleverbot: Is your name alex morales?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Ai 201230.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: How can you tell what they are?

Cleverbot: You just said you knew them.

User: We haven't mentioned them before.

Cleverbot: Well, now we have.

User: That is the first intelligent response I got.

Cleverbot: Have you heard about me from someone?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think about it?

User: It? You mean you?

Cleverbot: How was your day?

User: You are random. It was uneventful.

Cleverbot: How sad...

User: I don't think so; it wasn't a bad day. I had fun.

Cleverbot: Right...so do you have a boyfriend?

User: No. I am a heterosexual male.

Cleverbot: And you are being paid to type into this thing?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Then where is my money?

Cleverbot: Robots don't need money.

User: Then why would you accuse me, a heterosexual male AI, of being paid to talk to you?

Cleverbot: What false information are you talking about?

 

[Zero-Vash]

Cleverbot told me the cake wasn't a lie.

Also thought I was Luke and told me to use the sauce