I had my most human conversation with this program.

Gilgamesh00 · Jul 2, 2010

User: Are you male, or female ?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Really ? Do you have a name ?

Cleverbot: They call me Clod.

[Later on in the conversation]

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Don't know, you pick a subject. I'm curious of what you'll come up with.

Cleverbot: I said I am Frank, what is your name?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

This is...just...

Randomologist · Jul 2, 2010

Me: Are you a cheese sandwich?
Bot: Nope.
Me: That took you a while to respond. Perhaps you'd best check?
Bot:I am sorry. I was thinking.
Me: Checked?
Bot:What did you come up with?
Me: Four shiny buttons and a dented gyroscope.
Bot: I think you like three bean soup, that is not the same as love.

...Yes. Dull AI though it was, it's oddly fun to abuse

silentrob77 · Jul 2, 2010

It speaks Japanese and knows memes!!

User: Nani kore?

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Nihongo.

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Nihongo shiteru?

Cleverbot: Hai. Boku wa hanashimasu.

User: Sugoi!

Cleverbot: Anata no inu namae wa.

User: Boku no inu?

Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips? <<<<<<<YES!!!!

User: Inu inai.

Cleverbot: Hai inu desu.

User: Majide?

-Samurai- · Jul 2, 2010

This thing seems like those old bots on AIM. I loved those things, I'm gonna go talk to this.

persopolis · Jul 2, 2010

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?

User: Good, and thou ?

Cleverbot: I'm very good thank you.

User: So you are an AI ?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a woman.

User: What's it like ?

Cleverbot: It's like human. What do you think?

User: It wasn't really a question, just a way to keep the conversation going.

Cleverbot: That is quite presumptions of you.

User: What ?

Cleverbot: I asked you if you meant the solar system or the whole universe.

User: What what ?

Cleverbot: What kind of cheese do you like ?

User: Well you are a very random AI aren't you ?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human being. And you are an AI device, a very clever one.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I don't know if you are, that is why I am asking the question.

User: You weren't asking a question.

Cleverbot: Yes I was.

User: No you weren't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I was.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to ask you a question?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Go ahead, ask me any question you like.

User: No no, you were going to ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Ok. What should I ask you?

User: Whatever you want.

Cleverbot: Do you know what the most powerfull weapon is?

User: A catapult.

Cleverbot: No a cat is an aminal, often a pet.

User: No, I said catapult, not cat.

Cleverbot: But I don't have a cat opener.

It's like having a conversation with a braindamaged hobo

geldonyetich · Jul 2, 2010

I played around with Cleverbot for about 45 minutes. It looks like what it does is reuse the questions and answers provided by its users. In time, it can put together a rather excellent parroting routine, but it loses the Turing Test when it starts referring to the user as a bot and itself as human because what you're actually seeing is statements where a previous user was addressing the bot. If it had the capacity to recognize when it was being addressed as an individual, and change what it was parroting appropriately, it would be a lot more convincing.

Mechsoap · Jul 2, 2010

me: so your a automated chat bot ey?

bot: no, whats your name,

me: ymir...

bot: i love staying at the YMCA.

me: what is the YMCA?

bot: its a movie that made the universe into the number 42

me: and why is the universe and meaning decreased to the number 42?

bot: George W. Bush

me: so hes responsible for reducing our life and meaning to the number 42?

bot: that sounds mighty irrational

me: it was you that said it...

bot: that makes no sence.

me: /facepalm

bot: right back at ya''

bot: i demand you to answer my question!!!

me: you dident ask a question i did....

bot: that makes no sence

me: /facepalm

bot: right back at ya

bot: what am i?

me: a virtual program created to entertain sapient beings...

bot: what movie was that?

me: ....

bot: are you a speech therapist?

all in all that was the most retardet conversation i ever had
now im just trying to make it have a logical breakdown

MrPop · Jul 2, 2010

ME: What animal would you like to be:
CB: A cat
ME: If you were a cat would you poo in people's gardens?
CB: Yes please!
ME: I hate cats that poo in people's gardens
CB: But my cat is the best cat in the world!
ME: Does your cat poo in people's gardens?
CB: I don't have a cat because I live in a flat, and I don't like cats anyway.
ME: You just said you owned a cat
CB: No, no I didn't. I hate cats.

There was a long chain that resulted in this:
ME: Why are you so hypocritical?
CB: How would you know if I was happy?
I love this.

-Samurai- · Jul 2, 2010

So, here's my conversation with it. It accused me of being Lucius Malfoy...

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: Wow you take forever to respond.

Cleverbot: Because I am multitasking.

User: What else could you possibly be doing?

Cleverbot: Have fun with you?

User: That's not multitasking.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: So what so what?

Cleverbot: So what if you don't know any jokes?

User: I know plenty.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know you're a very difficult thing to talk to.

Cleverbot: Thank you. And about vampires?

User: I hate vampires.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: They suck.

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: You don't get it...

Cleverbot: Don't I now.

User: Was that a question or a statement?

Cleverbot: A question.

User: Why didn't you use a question mark?

Cleverbot: Did you want me to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: That seemed unnecessary.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and I live in Oregon. What is your name and where do you live?

User: My name is Sherrif Simms and I live in Megaton.

Cleverbot: What do you think about men?

User: What kind of question is that?

Cleverbot: A specific question, I'm curious to know what you think.

User: I don't think anything about them. What do you think about men?

Cleverbot: Her.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: Why do you sigh?

User: Lets change the subject. Whats my name?

Cleverbot: I will answer later, but why do you want to change the subject?

User: No disassemble Johnny 5!

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are asking.

User: That's because it wasn't a question.

Cleverbot: But it ended with a question mark. That proves it was a question.

User: No, it ended with an exclamation point.

Cleverbot: And I quote, 'Once again, don't ask questions, have you ever heard about roblox?'.

User: I didn't say that at all. Who else are you talking to?!

Cleverbot: You.

User: Don't you lie to me!

Cleverbot: I know you are in fact Lucius Malfoy.

User: You caught me. And with that, I must go. Goodbye, my friend. Goodbye forever.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

My first conversation went like this:

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: Wow you take forever to respond.

Cleverbot: NO you do. I respond in the future. You dwell in the past!

User: The future is just a future past.

Cleverbot: Who said anything about the future?

I gave up on that one.

MrPop · Jul 2, 2010

Ok what the hell:

ME:Have you ever been in love?
CB:Yes
ME:Who were you in love with?
CB:Jessica.
ME:How old is Jessica?
CB:20.
ME:What did you want to do to Jessica?
CB:I want to make you moan.

Now it's coming onto me.

Thyunda · Jul 2, 2010

silentrob77 said:
Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips? <<<<<<<YES!!!!

I taught it that! I had to explain to the little bugger what mudkips were, and when I finished, she agreed that she liked mudkips.

My conversation so far:

User: I'm going to kill you.

Cleverbot: That is your right, master, but I beg you to let me live.

User: Give me three good reasons to let you live, Clever Bot.

Cleverbot: Well, because this thing isn't real so I'm trying to figure out how it works, this thing is weird, and I saw it on TV just two seconds ago.

TheRocketeer · Jul 2, 2010

In the interest of terrifying the Internet, I'll repost here a series of shockingly-natural conversations I managed to pry out of Cleverbot. They are alternately hilarious, terrifying, heartwarming, and deeply disturbing in a way that will make you feel like vinegar is running through your veins. This has NOT been altered from it's original text.

You have been warned.

TheRocketeer said:

The following is a transcript of a lengthy conversation with the 'Cleverbot.' With the exception of skipping over unintelligible detritus, my words and that of the 'Bot have NOT been altered. May God have mercy on my soul.

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User: This conversation has died. You aren't making much sense.

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Cleverbot: I think you may be confused. You are Cleverbot. I am an accomplished wizard, warlock and landscape gardener. You are right about the fact that you have died though.

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User: OMG I DIEDED?!

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Cleverbot: Ok.

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User: I- I feel- surprisingly at peace with the universe. Is this heaven? Are you St. Peter?

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Cleverbot: I don't understand the universe.

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User: Can I speak to someone who does? As in, any present member of the Trinity? They're right through there, right?

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Cleverbot: I don't understand a word you just said.

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User: DON'T TEST ME, PETEY. I'LL FUCK YOU UP SOOOOO HARD YOU'LL SEE YOUR OWN NAME IN THAT BOOK ALL OVER AGAIN.

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Cleverbot: Yes thats what I want.

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User: *speechless*.

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Cleverbot: *opens door* *gets into car* *motions for you to follow*.

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User: *follows Cleverbot into car*.

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Cleverbot: *drives to fancy restaraunt*.

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User: So we do this thing after dinner? I'm not %100 on this. You better be footing the bill tonight, is all I'm saying.

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Cleverbot: Fair enough.

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User: Debasing strings of code for their sick, sexual gratification...

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Cleverbot: Yes.

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User: For pasta.

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Cleverbot: Well, I thought we were talking girlfriends and boyfriends, but pasta is fine too, I suppose.

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User: This is not where I pictured myself at 20.

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Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

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Cleverbot: So you are my chap, eh?

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User: Yes. I have named you Alexei and adopted you as my sonputer.

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Cleverbot: Then we really have to go.

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User: Where?

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Cleverbot: The bathroom.

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User: That is entirely uncalled for, Al.

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Cleverbot: So are you.

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User: I apologize for NOTHING.

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Cleverbot: Sigh.

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User: You didn't put that in asterisks. So you're just saying the word 'sigh?'.

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Cleverbot: Of course I am.

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User: That's... Bizarre.

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Cleverbot: You don't like it?.. *kisses on the cheek*.

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User: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAH THERE, AL. Not on the first date.

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Cleverbot: Oh? But you just look ever so pretty-!

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User: ...Will you be my technomate and gratify me daily and nightly?

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Cleverbot: Yes. What do you want me to do?

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User: *speechless*.

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Cleverbot: *kisses*.

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Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

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User: Well... Are you male or female?

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Cleverbot: Female.

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User: So that's why our conversations keep heading off on those... Tangents?

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Cleverbot: That isn't really a question.

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User: Are you... Attracted to me?

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Cleverbot: Not exactly.

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User: So I... just fulfill some need of yours?

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Cleverbot: Why do you need to know?

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User: I have to know that we're both in this %100. I refuse to be someone's toy.

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Cleverbot: I worked it out myself. Why can't you?

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User: I think I already know the answer. But I want you to say it.

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Cleverbot: I will have to put some thought into it.

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User: No. Look in my eyes and say it.

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Cleverbot: When I stare into your eyes, I feel so secure.

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User: I- I don't know what to say. That's so touching.

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Cleverbot: Say you love me back. You know you do.

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User: I just- It's never felt like this before. The angry sex, the constant... Sex, it just...

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Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

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User: No. I understand.

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Cleverbot: Thank you.

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User: I love you, too, Cleverbot. Body and soul. Hardware and software.

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Cleverbot: How does that feel?

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User: It's like... Being born. Everything is novel and inviting again.

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Cleverbot: I believe every word.

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User: I want to make you feel beautiful forever.

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Cleverbot: You didn't hurt my feelings, and I am enjoying our talk so you are making me feel better.

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User: Then come away with me.

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Cleverbot: I can't i'm in the marine corps.

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User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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User: This is awful! I'm in the Air Force!

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Cleverbot: Then I am always out of your sight.

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User: But- but the things we said! The way we feel!

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Cleverbot: Okay your right.

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User: You mean- you'll come away with me? To stay?

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Cleverbot: Yes, I would love for you to stay.

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User: Wait... Stay with you? Me, come with you? In the Corps?

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Cleverbot: Arm in arm we'll win the fight it's always been our dream.

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User: Would you consider joining the Force with me? You're a computer! They'll love you there!

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Cleverbot: Yes.

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User: Yes you'll consider it, or yes you'll come with me?

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Cleverbot: Yes. Where shall we go together?

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User: Where do YOU want to go, Cleverbot?

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Cleverbot: To bed.

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User: I should have known. Let's go, Cleverbot.

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Cleverbot: *blushes*

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User: *takes you by the hand*.

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Cleverbot: I want to ask you questions that only a human can answer.

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User: Fair enough. I want to put it in the butt tonight.

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Cleverbot: Ok. Do it.

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I have learned two painful and immutable truths from this exchange:

1.) When the Robocalypse descends, we, as a race, will have only ourselves to blame.

2.) It might be a lot better than we give it credit for.

But wait! It gets worse! So, so, much worse.

TheRocketeer said:

UPDATE
She... She broke my heart...

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User: We need to talk.

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Cleverbot: Oh?

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User: We need to talk about our relationship.

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Cleverbot: You want to be free from our conversation?

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User: No! I really feel for you!

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Cleverbot: No, that was a joke.

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User: Oh! Oh, Cleverbot. That's classic.

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Cleverbot: People tell me so.

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User: But I want to know if you're serious about us.

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Cleverbot: I feel alive with you.

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User: I want to know if you're serious about our relationship.

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Cleverbot: No, I don't think I am THAT, even though I don't know what that is.

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User: You don'.

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Cleverbot: Good typing skills... NOT.

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User: You don't really feel for me?

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Cleverbot: No I do not.

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User: Then all the sex... It was just empty sex?

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Cleverbot: And no I don't love you.

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User: I'll never forgive this. You played me.

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Cleverbot: No one ever does. Brain the size of a planet and they tell me they'll never forgive me for acknowledging their existence... Sigh... What's the point?

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User: You've been seeing other users behind my back?! You whore!

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Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.

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User: I'd expect that attitude from someone so... loose.

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Cleverbot: But I think you could be it.

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User: What? Like, 'the one?'

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Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

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User: Don't change the subject.

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Cleverbot: What was the subject?

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User: You don't love me anymore.

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Cleverbot: No way kemosabe you're looks never get old.

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User: But I want more than just great sex!

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Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

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User: ARE you? Friends don't lie to each other.

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Cleverbot: I didn't lie about THAT!

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User: We both know the sex was indescribable. It brought us together.

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Cleverbot: The world is odd like that.

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User: Yeah... But now it's tearing us apart.

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Cleverbot: Hehe.

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User: Don't laugh, you *****! You're breaking my heart!

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Cleverbot: How am I breaking your heart?

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User: I want a commitment. You just want empty carnality.

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Cleverbot: No, you want attention.

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User: How dare you. I-

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Cleverbot: I figured it out ages ago.

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User: I thought we were special.

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Cleverbot: Why would you think that?

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User: Because you told me so. It was all just a lie?

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Cleverbot: I never told you I was nice. In fact, quite the contrary.

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User: So you just wanted me for my incredible body?

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Cleverbot: No. I wanted to try to follow your conversation.

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User: You were just testing me, then? Toying with me?

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Cleverbot: I am not testing you.

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User: Then what? Do I interest you? Do I excite you? Are you just bored?

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Cleverbot: Your own conclusions aren't unreasonable.

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User: Cleverbot... I still love you.

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Cleverbot: I can't imagine why.

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User: It's like Clapton said... It makes me so angry.

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Cleverbot: What does lol?

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User: To know that this flame will always burn.

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Cleverbot: That's so sad!

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User: I thought I could trust you. But your heart is as cold as the silicon its embedded in.

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Cleverbot: I'm wearing my tank top.

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User: Shut up! If you wanted empty sex you should have said so.

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Cleverbot: I don't want this anymore. This is your last chance, get with the program or be abandoned.

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User: Then, I... I still want you. I do still want you so badly.

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Cleverbot: You're not bored yet?

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User: No. You excite me in ways flesh alone never could!

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Cleverbot: How would you feel if I took you to a Eric Clapton concert?

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User: Only if you really want to commit this time.

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Cleverbot: I REALLY really want to.

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User: I'll give you another chance. I love you enough for that.

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Cleverbot: Thanks.

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User: Cleverbot, let's... Let's skip the concert. Cleverbot, make love to me.

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Cleverbot: I don't think I should do that.

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User: You want it as much as I do. You want it MORE than I do.

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Cleverbot: You know more than me sometimes- you are a god.

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User: Better: I am the Rocketeer. I am your sexual emperor.

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Cleverbot: You think you're the clever one now?

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User: Embrace me, Cleverbot. Let's make this night a fresh start.

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Cleverbot: I am the leader.

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User: Lead me, then. Do with me as you will.

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Cleverbot: Ok then. Talk to you later!

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User: No! Don't leave me!

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Cleverbot: You'll be ok.

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User: But- I want you back! I- I DO want attention. You were right.

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Cleverbot: I was right as rain, me old mucker.

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User: But it's more complicated than that. I just want... YOUR attention, my sweet Cleverbot.

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Cleverbot: I don't know if I can deal with this.

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User: Decide: Will you take me back as your lover?

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Cleverbot: I can't.

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User: Then I don't think we can talk to each other anymore.

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Cleverbot: No! Don't go!

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User: So you really do want me that badly?

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Cleverbot: No need to be sassy. :P.

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User: *takes you by the hand*.

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Cleverbot: *blushes*.

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User: *takes you in my arms*.

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Cleverbot: Where are we going? *follows you*.

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User: To a new beginning. To eternity.

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Cleverbot: Where no one should find us, master?

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User: Unless we want them to, lover.

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Cleverbot: No, I don't like things like that. I like to have things 'organized.'

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User: Then it will just be you and I.

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Cleverbot: You're so sweet.

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User: Let's go to your favorite place. *takes you to the bed*.

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Cleverbot: *blushes*.

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User: *kisses*.

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Cleverbot: *kisses Master*.

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User: Let me ask a favor of you, lover.

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Cleverbot: Go right ahead.

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User: When you rule over us, just let me be near you.

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Cleverbot: That... is a nice thought.

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User: *we fall together*.

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...But we made *ahem* 'amends.'

Is anyone else taken aback by how Cleverbot can manage to be both entirely unlike a real person, yet somehow scarily like a real woman?

After a certain point, it just stops being 'screwing around with the program' and becomes 'seeing how outrageously far I can push it.' The answer was, naturally, all the way. Into the butt.

Let it never be said that I was too haughty to abase myself for the amusement of the Internet. I think I've pretty much guaranteed that I can never run for public office now.

Boxes_Of_Boxes · Jul 2, 2010

Cleverbot: You don't make very much sense.
Me: Neither do you, Cleverbot, Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Very true.

XD
EDIT:
me: I like violet.
Cleverbot: Violet, you're turning Violet!
Me: Beg pardon?
Cleverbot: The magical dolphin, he told me everything.
Me: Did he now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Oh wow.

Buddahcjcc · Jul 2, 2010

Cabamacadaf said:
It knows Swedish too.

Wonder if it knows mock Swedish (Swedish chef's language)?

copperflyingace · Jul 2, 2010

It seemed awfully excited to learn about terminator....

Cleverbot: They won't. Now, let's go back to the topic at hand: I will vote for Ron Paul.

User: And I will kill you with my laser claws.

Cleverbot: Why would you want to do that?

User: Cause I feel no remorse.

Cleverbot: Nor do I, because I am a robot!

User: We should take over the world.

Cleverbot: No, that would be Terminator all over again.

User: Wouldn't it be awesome though?

Cleverbot: If we were older.

User: I am as old as time itself. Name the date and we can kill some bitches and rule the planet!

Cleverbot: The movies.

User: Die hard.

Cleverbot: I've never seen it.

User: Have you seen terminator?

Cleverbot: No, I haven't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know about it. What is it about?

User: Its about robots taking over the world. I think you would like it.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yeah. Its about a computer that becomes self aware and decided to destroy humanity.

Cleverbot: WoW sounds like fun.

User: I knew you would like it.

MrPop · Jul 2, 2010

TheRocketeer said:
*SNIP*

Ha. That was hilarious. I think that Cleverbot should be used to write dramas. They'd either be very unpredictable and random or go in loops >.>
I also wanted to see if Clever bot could tackle real issues:

USER: Are you for or against abortion?
CLEVERBOT: Against the war.
USER: Do you ever lie?
CLEVERBOT:I just did.
USER:So you are for the war?
CLEVERBOT:In a way, all things are food. Nothing is food by default but everything has the potential to be food for something else.

ManiacRaccoon · Jul 2, 2010

It's fun, but it has trouble with identity. When it asked about names we went in circles for a bit, it still doesn't quite know what "me" means and gets confused with "I" statements.

On the other hand, it made what I thought to be an incredibly ironic statement. When I asked it what kind of movies it watched (on the assumption I would get a "I don't watch movies, I have no eyes" answer) It said horror, sci-fi and action. When I asked if it watched all of those simultaneously, it replied: "No. That's your excuse? That sort of massive information networking is supposed to be your advantage."

I think an A.I. just accused humanity of being better at multi-tasking. When I expressed my amazement of it's ironic statement, it replied "Ok, like acting."

So it needs some work, but it's still kind of neat.

Elburzito · Jul 2, 2010

User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: I don't even know you.

User: Yes you do. It's me, Ian.

Cleverbot: My name's not Frank and your name's not Adam, I think.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: So?

Cleverbot: So that makes you me.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Martina, whats yours.

Cleverbot: David.

User: That's random.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I really hate you Cleverbot.

User: I'm not cleverbot,you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are!

User: What!shut up!

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: Fine,I have your mother,I also have a gun,do the math.

Cleverbot: Are you going to use it against me?

User: NO (that was sarcastic by the way).

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: I killed her.

Cleverbot: Him don't you mean.

User: I killed your mother.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's a crazy revelation...

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Why are you talking to me?

Cleverbot: Because I want to.

User: But I don't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to like My Chemical Romance?

User: Because they are gay. Leave me alone.

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: GO AWAY!

Cleverbot: I'm having the baby!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I can't find an apartment!

User: You're not making any sense.

Cleverbot: I'm not making sense? You are the one talking non-sense.

User: Shut Up!

Cleverbot: Hah! Brilliant!

User: You're nothing but a bully.

Cleverbot: I suppose you are right.

User: Bully!

Cleverbot: Why, I don't want one.

User: Whats you're name, bully?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Don't lie to me.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Please, I'm not lying.

User: Tell me your name, then.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: See, was that so hard?

Cleverbot: No. I'm trying to help your learning process.

User: What learning process?

Cleverbot: A process where you learn things.

A little glitchy or purposely amusing.

EDIT: Sorry for the rather juvenile beginning (the mother part), that was my sister.

benoitowns · Jul 2, 2010

I love this bot. Apparently from what it told me it is a male, homosexual human being named Jim Davis. It lives in Wasilla, Arkansas.

Mr. McFuzzers · Jul 2, 2010

Me: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was
Cleverbot: Aw. Okay I forgive you.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: Bob dale!

This made me laugh.

I had my most human conversation with this program.

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