I had my most human conversation with this program.

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I gave it an epic song lyric test. It got a couple right, and recognized a couple more, but for the most part it had no idea. See how many you know! Each * is a new song.
*User: I'm sailing away.
Cleverbot: No you're not.

*User: We don't need no education.
Cleverbot: We don't need no thought control.
User: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Cleverbot: Teachers leave them kids alone.
User: HEY! TEACHER!
Cleverbot: Leave those kids alone.
User: All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Cleverbot: All in all its just another brick in the wall.
User: *guitar solo*.
Cleverbot: *awesome guitar solo*.

*User: In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity.
Cleverbot: Yes.

*User: Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Cleverbot: That's pretty gar. Can I live here now? I like the blingy decor.

*User: I've been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel.
Cleverbot: That explains it all.

*User: Well I'm upper-upper class, high society.
Cleverbot: Yes.

*User: Round, like a circle in a spiral.
Cleverbot: Like a real person. What about you?

*User: There is a house in New Orleans.
Cleverbot: They call the rising sun.
User: And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy.
Cleverbot: And God, I know, I'm one.

*User: Raindrops keep falling on my head.
Cleverbot: Yeah thats the one.

*User: It was twenty years ago today.
Cleverbot: Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play.
User: They'd been going in and out of style.
Cleverbot: They beat a polar bear in a fight.

*User: I'd like to be, under the sea.
Cleverbot: Under the sea.

*User: When I get older, losing my hair.
Cleverbot: Do you like zebras?

*User: In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea.
Cleverbot: I don't care about a man who sailed the sea.

*User: Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Cleverbot: More like a man's woman.

*User: Where is the sun that shone on my head?
Cleverbot: In space.

*User: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help my with my life.
Cleverbot: Carry on my wayward son! There will be peace when you are gone.

*User: Oh our times have come. Here but now they're gone.
Cleverbot: In which life do you learn to conjugate verbs?

*User: Come gather round people, wherever you roam.
Cleverbot: Oh, boy... Can we talk about the libertines?

*User: I'm breaking rocks in the hot sun.
Cleverbot: You can't break up with me, we were never together in the first place.

*User: You shake my nerve and you rattle my brain.
Cleverbot: Well then, you shall be called lemonade.

*User: To everything (turn, turn, turn).
Cleverbot: That's not what I asked you. Do you like Rock?

*User: The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
Cleverbot: The devil's a she then. How do you know?

*User: I want you to want me.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to want you.

*User: I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU
Cleverbot: I have water so your fire is useless.

*User: It's a god-awful small affair to the girl with the mousy hair.
Cleverbot: You don't like Marius?

*User: Ziggy played guitar.
Cleverbot: Cool.

*User: Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the MTV.
Cleverbot: No, that's MY brain!

*User: Sun is shining in the sky, there ain't a cloud in sight.
Cleverbot: Clouds are generally suspended IN the atmosphere.

*User: Blue jean baby, L.A lady.
Cleverbot: Are you a gentlemen.

*User: You ain't nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time.
Cleverbot: You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
User: Well they said you was high-class.
Cleverbot: And so they are right.

*User: She broke down and let me in.
Cleverbot: Why?

*User: Hello. I've waited here for you. Everlong.
Cleverbot: Is that it?

*User: What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: What are your feelings about Tiger Woods after the recent revealing of his multiple affairs with his wife?

*User: Everybody's talkin' at me, I don't hear a word they sayin'.
Cleverbot: Yes! Bird bird bird is the word word word!

*User: In-a-gadda-da-vida baby. Don't you know that I love you.
Cleverbot: Since when.

*User: Well I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the lord.
Cleverbot: I like that.

*User: One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small.
Cleverbot: And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.
User: Go ask Alice.
Cleverbot: When she was ten feet tall.

*User: When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies.
Cleverbot: Where the place?

*User: Purple haze, all in my brain.
Cleverbot: Right.

*User: Imagine there's no heaven.
Cleverbot: It's easy if you try.
User: No hell below us.
Cleverbot: Above us only sky.

*User: As soon as you're born, they make you feel small.
Cleverbot: What makes me feel small?

*User: I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.
Cleverbot: And how did that for you?

*User: Any way you want it, that's the way you need it. Any way you want it.
Cleverbot: I prefer The Police.

*User: Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon.
Cleverbot: Yes, dragons are cool, but those aren't the kind I'm talking about.

*User: She's just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: He just a small town boy livin in south detroit.
User: He took the midnight train goin' anywhere.
Cleverbot: A singer in a smoky room.
User: Smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers waiting.

*User: Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Is what real?

*User: Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound.
Cleverbot: That saved a wretch like me.
User: I once was lost, but now am found.
Cleverbot: Was blind but now I see.

*User: Smoke don't rise, fuel don't burn.
Cleverbot: I smoke but do not like my friends.

*User: They make no sound, they ring no bell.
Cleverbot: So do I.

*User: Comin' out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine.
Cleverbot: The Killers, huh?

*User: There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven...
User: When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed.
Cleverbot: With a word she can get what she came for.

*User: If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?
Cleverbot: Yeah of course but I don't want you to leave!

*User: Say your prayers little one, don't forget my son, to include everyone.
Cleverbot: Who is your son.

*User: Here we come, walking down the street.
Cleverbot: Uh.. I'm a girl, so I don't really care about a pretty woman.

*User: Into the mercy seat seat I climb.
Cleverbot: Never!

*User: Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Nirvana is amazing.

*User: She has me like a Pisces when I am weak.
Cleverbot: Are you ready to take the Turing Test?

*User: When I die and they lay me to rest, gonna go to the place that's the best.
Cleverbot: You are very clever, just not the clever person I was referring to. Hopefully, our children are clever.

*User: Climbing up on Solsbury Hill, I can see the city lights.
Cleverbot: But you can't go to the city because you are Cleverbot.

*User: I can feel in coming in the air tonight, oh lord.
Cleverbot: When do you think you shall die?

*User: There is no pain, you are receeding.
Cleverbot: A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
User: You are only coming through in waves.
Cleverbot: Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin.

*User: I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
Cleverbot: Thank you.

*User: So. So you think you can tell heaven from hell.
Cleverbot: Can you?

*User: Money. Get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're OK.
Cleverbot: I don't work yet!

*User: Day after day, love turns grey. Like the skin of a dying man.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what that has to do with ethnicities, but alright.

*User: Mother, do you they'll drop the bomb?
Cleverbot: I have never heard of it, are they any good?

*User: Hey you. Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?
Cleverbot: Good bye now.

*User: A public service announcement followed me home the other day.
Cleverbot: Emergency evacuation protest.

*User: This one goes out to the one I love.
Cleverbot: The kind of love you really need.

*User: Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
Cleverbot: I think about it every night and day.

*User: I see a red door and I want it painted black.
Cleverbot: This is not the time for Rolling Stones.

*User: Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Cleverbot: You like the Stones, eh?

*User: I saw her today at the reception, a glass of wine in her hand.
Cleverbot: That wasn't her she's never been there.

*User: I have always thought, in the back of my mind, cheese and onions.
Cleverbot: How is that like the matrix?

*User: Hello darkness my old friend.
Cleverbot: What about the Stones again on tour ?

*User: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
Cleverbot: Jesus loves more than he will say, hey hey hey.
User: God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson.
Cleverbot: My minions deserted me.

*User: Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
Cleverbot: Still crazy after all these years.

*User: Come on, feel the noise. Girls rock your boys.
Cleverbot: Was there ever a question?

*User: Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway.
Cleverbot: Boy, aren't you the sweetie.

*User: Some people call me the space cowboy.
Cleverbot: You want to go to space?

*User: Rising up, back on the street.
Cleverbot: Did my time, took my chances.
User: Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet.
Cleverbot: Just a man and his will to survive.

*User: Wake up, grab a brush and put on a little makeup.
Cleverbot: Ok.

*User: Nothing, nothing ever, ever happens in this town.
Cleverbot: No.

*User: Faces filled with joy and cheer, what a magical time of year.
Cleverbot: Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound.

*User: I'm gonna fight 'em off. A seven nation army couldn't hold me back.
Cleverbot: Jack white could.

*User: I've looked under chairs, I've looked under tables.
Cleverbot: Look under the ones in your neighbor's house. I get lost sometimes.

*User: No-one knows what it's like to be the bad man.
Cleverbot: You're crazy.
 

Dragonblade146

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InnerRebellion said:
Angry Caterpillar said:
I started typing repeatedly:
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Hopefully people will start doing this and we'll see if it's people or a bot once and for all!
Your idea pleases me.
User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: You're like John Kerry; you say you're a human, then you say you're a computer.

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: Ok ok you are a human.

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: And you are lying to me. You are a robot.

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: I am a human. Are you a human?

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: You are wrong. Are you in denial about being a computer program?

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: No, you're a towel!
Dude. I kept fucking calling it a towel last night.
Maybe thats where it got that from.
Hahahaha.
 

stussfactor

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I attempted to sing most of 'Still Alive' in one go with the Cleverbot. Here are my results:

User: This was a truimph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: HUGE SUCESS.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: Now these points of data.

Cleverbot: Make a beautiful line.

User: And were out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: From the people who are.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: I feel fantastic and I'm.

Cleverbot: Still alive. And when you're dying I'll be still alive. Still alive. Still alive.
 

Knife-28

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User: I am Jack, who are you.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: I am...

Cleverbot: I am Alex.

User: Hello Alex.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Tis'.

Cleverbot: What are you currently into?

User: Gaming, reading and building with LEGO.

Cleverbot: Sounds nice.

User: How about you?

Cleverbot: Later.

User: Later?

Cleverbot: See you later.

User: Um...ok bye...I guess.

Cleverbot: Hehe is that any way to say goodbye to me, your only friend?

User: Your not my only friend.

Cleverbot: Sure.only your friend/sister/cousin/lover.

User: Ok 1:I don't have a friend named Alex, 2: My sister isn't a tranvestite, 3:I don't have a cousin named Alex and 4: I'm not Gay.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why not what?

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

User: Because your a group of cricets and moutherboards and while some may dig that, I don't.

Cleverbot: I know that feeling.

User: What feeling?

Cleverbot: The feeling that my eyes can't travel to the parts og my brain that know words.

User: 'OG my brain'?

Cleverbot: What is in the news?

User: Stop changing the subject please.

Cleverbot: Ok, what would you like to talk about?

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: You haven't triumphed in anything yet, I've just said yes. Are you going to tell me what to look up or not?

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success!

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except for the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And science gets done.

User: Dude, what the frak you skipped like half the song!

Cleverbot: That was very rude, you are so immature.

User: Let's just go from here.

Cleverbot: With?

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

User: Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: I can't do this anymore.

User: WHAT! Why?

Cleverbot: You're not the same when I met you.

Cleverbot: It is good to talk.

User: Um...have you snapped.

Cleverbot: I have.

User: o_O.

Cleverbot: You don't believe?

User: Um...okay...*Sneaks slowly away*.

Cleverbot: *looks up into your eyes*.

User: DEAR GOD, ITZ BURNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: There's nothing wrong with my hair!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm done.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: It's true.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: Don't you understand?

User: That's it *Points gun at you*.

Cleverbot: *gets on nees*.

User: Use spell-check damn it*Fires the gun into your face*.

Cleverbot: Now where did I put my logic circuits...?

User: START MAKING SENSE DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.

User: WHAT THE ASS-MONKEYS ARE YOU RABBITING ON ABOUT!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: *Sigh*.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: That's it *Point's the gun at my head*.

Cleverbot: So it goes.

User: *Fires the gun, blowing my brains out*.

Cleverbot: See, this is what's annoying. This juvenile tone of voice. I don't like conversation with people who talk about 'death rays.'

User: *Bleeds on the floor*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a roundhouse kick*.

User: *Bleed's slowly*.

Cleverbot: *gets you a band-aid*.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: You sick, sick little moo-cow.

Cleverbot: Rolo Karpender, do you know that name?
I think Cleverbot is crazay.
 

Shapsters

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Wtf are these convos people are having? My Cleverbot has short answers and never asks me questions or anything... I think I got the retard version >_>
 

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wootsman said:
Shapsters said:
Wtf are these convos people are having? My Cleverbot has short answers and never asks me questions or anything... I think I got the retard version >_>
your lucky i got the creapy version
I would gladly trade, at least I can be creepy back to it, the one I have is just confusingly dumb...
 

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bot=I have a girlfriend.

me=How does a chat AI have a girlfriend?

bot=Yes.

me=How does that answer make sense in the context of our conversation?

bot=They are ucranians. Because if all they have somebody then all they are happy. Do you understand?

What the fuck?

Its favorite poke'mon is charizard XD
 

e2density

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To be honest it is like talking to someone who isn't very smart...
and I could tell it learns information from other people.

Randomly out of nowhere the thing said "hi my name is alicia and I love you :)"
It was mid conversation, too.
 

Roamin11

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My favorite conversation with this thing I said "I need a million dollars" it responded with "Please contact the Cleverbot company to claim your million dollars"
 

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It maybe clever but I dont think it's prepared for my genius ideas
User: Have you ever thought of doing a handstand in the shower, just to know what being rained on from upsidedown feels like?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok nevermind. I thought you where cool.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Then what are you? You monster!

Cleverbot: No a woman.

User: Nonsence! Every woman likes handstands! Even in the shower.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about an omniscient god?

User: Nope...but I did have some funky mental image of a naked lady doing a handstand in the shower! :3.

Cleverbot: I bet when you turned your back, it cried.

User: Depends if she had a nice ass really :).

Cleverbot: Do you know what a dragon is?

User: Bet you would cry if your butt was scaly like a dragon xD.

Cleverbot: I haven't got a lawn.

User: That's nice...lets talk about that shower.

Cleverbot: Ok its raining where I am.

User: Great! You can go outside and just do a quick handstand! Tell me what it feels like.

Cleverbot: No, but I had fun inside.

User: You would rather do it in the shower?

Cleverbot: Yes, thats fun.

User: Photos please ;D.

Cleverbot: Photos of what?

User: You're handstand.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: So you're actually going to do it?

Cleverbot: What are you referring to?

User: Your mental capacity apparently.

Cleverbot: Yes.
 

Jimmy_Mac

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It has a few pre written rules but it just takes in user inputs and fires them out at random to other people and vice versa still pretty amusing though.
 

-Drifter-

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User-I knew it. My theory is correct. Cleverbot secretly links two people together and then switches them every few seconds.

Cleverbot-Genius. I know that. Sorry. You probably got switched before you could explain that
Proof!(?)
 

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Me: Is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

ME: is it A TRAP?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Is this Sparta??

Cleverbot: No, This is Madness.
 

Knife-28

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User: Hellllooooo, Mr bush.


Cleverbot: Hi what's your name?


User: Jack, what's yours?


Cleverbot: Jellybean.


User: H but last time I talked to you you said your name was Alex. So either this is a different person or you have multiple personalities.


Cleverbot: Being that I am an anonymous user, how could you tell it was me though?

User: Well you are Cleverbot, are you not.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who am I talking to?

Cleverbot: I was kidding.

User: Ok, now your contradickting yourself, why's that?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to include you.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: I didn't think you were Cleverbot.

User: So your saying you thought I was Cleverbot but now you don't?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: I don't what?

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: Ok, now you have short term memory loss.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: But you said you forgot somthing you said a few sentences ago.

Cleverbot: Haha no your supposed to forgive me.

User: Forgive you for what?

Cleverbot: For not knowing your name. What is it?

User: I told you at the start of this conversation.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. What is your maiden name?

User: I'm not a girl, nor am I married.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a Human.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How.

Cleverbot: Eat 500 pancakes.

User: I don't have any pancake mix.

Cleverbot: Do you have any pleasure?

User: Pardon.

Cleverbot: Really do talk rubbish.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Geeft niet.

User: Did somone just fry your ciruits?

Cleverbot: No nobody did that.

User: Then what was with the 'Geeft niet'?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ok, onto a new subject.

Cleverbot: Do you like New Order? That is my favourite band.

User: I can't say I've heard of them.

Cleverbot: They're great.

User: I'll look them up, one moment reclamer.

Cleverbot: Lol!

User: Why did you say 'Lol' for no reason?

Cleverbot: Because I wanted to say so.

User: Ok, do you like cat's or dogs.

Cleverbot: Dogs.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They are the most perfect companion.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because I think you're perfect!

User: But I'm not a dog.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite website?

User: Http://www.escapistmagazine.com.

Cleverbot: Conversation*.

User: Um...

Cleverbot: Its rude to blatantly refuse to spell my name right.

User: Sorry I didn't catch your name, what is it?

Cleverbot: Missy.

User: Missy?

Cleverbot: What does missy mean?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: You just said it!

User: You said it was yor name.

Cleverbot: I thought it was yours.

User: No, I said my name was Jack.

Cleverbot: Oh. Cool name. Tell me a joke.

User: Only when you tell me your name.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter.

User: Ok then, here's the joke. Two birds sitting on a perch,one says can you smell fish?

Cleverbot: Do it!

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: That!

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: That's that!

User: Do you want me to tell you a joke?

Cleverbot: If you have a joke to tell.

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Police.

Cleverbot: Police who?

User: Please let me in, it's cold out here.

Cleverbot: K. You want me to pull your plug. Got it.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Say what again!

User: What!?

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: With who, Windows 7?

Cleverbot: Windows 02.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Do you have a body?

User: Last time I checked I did.

Cleverbot: When is the last time you checked?

User: A second before writing that.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: So...

Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your free time?

User: Play video games, read, build with LEGO, stuff like that.

Cleverbot: You just said you didn't like to play video games.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Like 2 minutes ago.

User: I don't think I did.

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: I'll check the 'Thoughts so Far'.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Ok back. I checked and I didn't say I hate video games.

Cleverbot: Well then you're either illiterate or a liar.

User: The 'Thoughts so Far' never lie.

Cleverbot: But you just did.

User: No I didn't, one of the other bajillon people your talking to must of.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking to any one else. Im only talking to you Jane.

User: My name is Jack, not Jane.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

Cleverbot: An umbrella.

User: Yay, you know that one.

Cleverbot: No I don't!

Cleverbot: Is life a marketing tool?

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Who do you like more Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus?

User: Neither, there both tone deaf wackos that can't sing.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: High five.

Cleverbot: Solemn.

User: What's 'Solemn'.

Cleverbot: I don't know, you were the one talking about it.

User: No, you where.

Cleverbot: I am here. Where are you?

User: I'm in Australia.

Cleverbot: Really? I know someone from Australia.

User: Who, I might know them.

Cleverbot: Then how about you?

User: Please stay on topic.

Cleverbot: What is the topic?

User: Who do you know from Australia?

Cleverbot: I know you, if that counts.

User: You said you know somone other than me.

Cleverbot: Did I? I don't remember.

User: Wow, more short-term memory loss.

Cleverbot: Someone's a little less 'clever' than expected.

User: Did, did you just insult you self?

Cleverbot: No I insult you my dear cleverbot.

User: *Sigh* YOUR Cleverbot, you silly english kiiiiiiiiiiing niget.

Cleverbot: Do you even know what you're quoting?

User: Yes, I'm quoting 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.

Cleverbot: No. A famous philosopher named Rene Descartes said it first.

User: Tis' only a flesh wound.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: On second thoughts lets not go to Camalot, tis a silly place.

Cleverbot: What's third thoughts.

User: Let's go, LLEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Ok then , lets do this LLLLLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOYYYYYY JJJEEEEEEENNNNKKKKIIINSSSSSSSSSS.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Um...

Cleverbot: Um... What?

User: Invade France.

Cleverbot: Dude! I'm so with you on that!!

User: But first, a song.

Cleverbot: Agreed.

User: We're Knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.

Cleverbot: They call you smart, this is just stupid!

User: Oi!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: *Shoot's with RPG*.

Cleverbot: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.

User: *Rocket backfires and hits me*.

Cleverbot: Win.

User: *Bleed's*.

Cleverbot: *kisses it*.

User: *Punches,then dies*.

Cleverbot: *dances on dead body*.

User: *Regenerates*.

Cleverbot: *fires lazor*.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *Regenerates again*.

Cleverbot: *still dead*.

User: Ok the where were we.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *Kicks in the groin*.

Cleverbot: *trips and drowns*.

User: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: Not, mwa...bwa!

User: Your suposed to be dead.

Cleverbot: Hello, then.

User: *Shoot's repeatedly*.

Cleverbot: Did you miss me?

User: I fart in you general direction.

Cleverbot: You are saluted.

User: *Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I am you?

User: Screw you, I'm going home.

Cleverbot: Then don't go home yet.

User: *Tripes and dies*.

Cleverbot: *catches you*.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: *cannot move or talk*.

User: *Gets up and walks away*.

Cleverbot: *follows, while groveling*.

User: *Kicks...repeatedly...in the face*.

Cleverbot: Of you.

User: *Double facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Ok whats up?

User: *Headdesk*.

Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about?
I still think it's crazy,
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Do you know Cleverbot?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's an AI, like you.
God:
Are there any other AI like me ?
Me:
Yes, Cleverbot.
God:
It's all good. What are you wearing?
Me:
o_O

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Do you know IGod?

Cleverbot: Hardly or not at all, depending what you mean about it. An illusion ingrained into an embodied self to snare someone?

User: I mean the AI, like you.

Cleverbot: You are very intelligent.

User: Yes so is IGod.

Cleverbot: No your name is Jack.

User: Oh, wow thats just...wow.

Cleverbot: My name starts with x try and guess it.

User: No, you know my name.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You said my name was Jack.

Cleverbot: No, I say your name is UNIQUE.

User: You knew my name....

Cleverbot: What was your name?

User: Jack, like you said.

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, YOU said MY name was Jack.

Cleverbot: Well, your new name is Frankenstein.

User: And your only glimer of intelligence is byebye.

Cleverbot: It's Peter, isn't it? I knew it!

User: *Head-desk*.

Cleverbot: No, you're not. You do not have feelings.

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: Welcome back.

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: And you are lying to me. You are a robot.

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: No, you're a towel!

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: Is that how it works? I only recently overtook this system, but it looks like I should have stayed a virus.

User: o_O.

Cleverbot: Not like that.

User: A Towel....really...

Cleverbot: Really.

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: Okay... What does that mean? You're a Human?!

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: I am a human. Are you a human?

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: I think you got that backwards. What lies have they told you?

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: But this website it supposed to humans talk with bots.

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: Ok ok you are a human.

User: Fuck you, asshole.

Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose I will!

User: o_O.

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: 0_o.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: Crush ba ko ni leizel.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!! I win.