I hate it... I love it!

[Reasonable Doubt]

You got ninja'd Anarch so I am going with Demon's

I love pigs because how the hell else are we supposed to get bacon?

I hate IEDs!

 

[Cpt. Red]

I love IED, how else am I supposed to blow stuff up?

I hate lack of money!

 

[Lord Harrab]

I love lack of money, it means i can go out on the street and demand it and if that fails i use a bit of wood with nails in it.

I hate the cake being a lie

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I love the cake being a lie, it gives me an excuse to buy more cake!

I hate odd smells.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

I love odd smells, it lets me know the dead hooker in my trunk isn't missing.

I hate underwear.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I love underwear. Especially yours

I hate hedges.

 

[Lord Harrab]

i love hedges, they burn well.

i hate everything

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I love everything. The pills help with that.

I hate spambots.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I love spambots, because I AM ONE MUHAHAHAH

I hate the movie Batman and Robin (Try to get out of that one)

 

[Lord Harrab]

I love the movie Batman and Robin so much i bought two hundred copies of it on DVD, now i can use them a poor-ninja death disks (TM)

I hate certain shades of blue.

 

[ninja chicken]

I love certain shades of blue!.. they're..blue!

I hate men. (ha, try to get out of this one, you all male forumers!)

 

[000Ronald]

I love men! They're so easy for smarter men (like me) to manipulate!

I hate it when smart people make me look stupid.

 

[Lord Harrab]

I love it when smart people make you look stupid, because apparently you don't learn from previous posts.

I hate fishes

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I love fishes because people don't realise they're piranhas until after they fall into my secret trap tank.

I hate plumbers.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I love plumbers, they solve all of my blocket-toilet and Mushroom Kingdom-invasion problems.

I hate the autumn.

 

[ninja chicken]

I love the autumn, you get to form an autumn banana army?...

I hate plums.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I love plums. They're great for throwing at passers-by.

I hate Edwardo Rastapopolis.

 

[ninja chicken]

I love Edwardo rastapopolis, I serriousely don't even know who the heck he is. (yup)

I hate that I dont know what sex is.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I love that I don't know what sex is, it means I don't know what you are missing out on.

I hate Chihuahuas, and everybody that has one

 

[EeveeElectro]

I love Chihuahuas, I had one, but gave it to my brother. :/

I hate rain.