I hate it... I love it!

[Neonbob]

I love it! Watching them blow it on booze and drugs is always funny.

I hate misspelling words that screw up an entire sentence.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love it! It makes my the hares on my neck stand up.

I hate computers not working.

 

[Neonbob]

I love it. Keeps my job open.

I hate swallowing glass covered in napalm.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love it! Spicy food is mah favorite!

I can now only (verbally)speak like an Lol-cat.

 

[Neonbob]

I love speaking like a Lol-cat. It annoys people.

I hate horns in my ear.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love them! Makes me look like a mighty Ram!

I hate being placid in bed with my girlfriend when she's horny.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love being placid in bed with my girlfriend when she's horny! The sadist inside me squeals with joy at her lack of satisfaction, knowing that later I'll guilt her into some play time for me!

I hate sea salt grinders, though.

 

[Neonbob]

I love sea salt grinders! They make my food all salty and awesome.

I hate rubbing my fingers on a saw blade.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love rubbing my fingers on a saw blade! Builds up GREAT callouses for playing guitar.

I hate landing on a pole so hard I reverse my genitals.

 

[Neonbob]

I love landing on a pole so hard I reverse my genitals!
The temporary pain makes disguises easier to pull off!