I hate it... I love it!

[Ramthundar]

I love that kind of death. It makes the best kind of Tombstone message.

I have having my tonsils filled with lead and then being thrown in acid.

 

[Neonbob]

I love having my tonsils filled with lead and then being thrown into acid. It does wonders for your skin.

I hate being force-fed magnets and then held over a large collection of knives.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love being force-fed magnets and then held over a large collection of knives, because that's the best magic act that any 3 year old could hope for! It's a magic trick, right?

I hate having my girlfriend leave me for the pool-boy.

 

[Neonbob]

I love it. Now he gets gonorrhea.

I hate stepping on needles filled with acid.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love that! Clears up my warts like a charm.

I hate having a sexual encounter with a rabid gorilla.

 

[Neonbob]

I love it! The females are very good when rabid. And the males are easily distracted, so it never lasts long.

I hate losing a finger in a game of stabby mc stabberton.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love that game! And losing a finger just shows that I need some more practice.

I hate having to leave a good thread soon because I need sleep. DAMN YOU, MR.SANDMAN, DAMN YOU!!!

 

[Neonbob]

I love it. I get to catch up on the nonsense in the morning.

I hate getting shot in the shoulder with an incendiary round.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love it. Clears up acne and unrully hair! (I have an odd body, i know.)

I hate blue body spray.

 

[Neonbob]

I love it! Makes creeping people in the ocean/pool so much easier.

I hate having sharp things shoved into orifices they were never meant to enter.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love having sharp things shoved into orifices they were never meant to enter. Beause I like trying new things!

I hate people who are cruel to large, ocean based mammals.

 

[Neonbob]

I love them. They are my friends.

I hate trying new things that are medically unsound.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love trying new things that are medically unsound. I get cool things, like an extra eye!

I hate waiting for awesome movies and games to come out.

 

[Neonbob]

I love it! The anticipation sweetens the greatness.

I hate cleaning up the bodies I leave behind.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love it! Makes me bask in my skillful glory, and I can review what need improving.

I hate not being able to get into a cool RP.

 

[Neonbob]

I love it. I can keep my mind that way.

I hate playing Russian Roulette with an automatic rifle.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love it! You can't spell Automatic Rifle without FUN! *but what about the N?* *Shoots with Automatic Riflen.

I hate bad spelling.

 

[Neonbob]

I love it. It lets me know who to kill.

I hate using a lever for a winch's job.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love it! That way I know I'm not have a fixation problem with basic tools!

I hate having to choose to either wait for a good RP to open or make a duplicate, making me feel like a troll.

 

[Neonbob]

I love it! It makes me feel decisive!

I hate troll invasions.