I hate it... I love it!

[Dramatic Flare]

I love the Earth Alliance, because they are the catalyst in Babylon 5 for humans having enough peace to evolve into beings of energy.

I hate 4chan.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love /b/. they make me look fancy.

I hate fancy pants..

 

[NeoAC]

I love fancy pants. It identifies which people I splash water on while driving in my car with a bunch of puddles on the road.

I hate sobriety.

 

[Klagermeister]

I love sobriety. I don't overestimate my sex appeal when sober.

I hate unnecessary swearing.

 

[Cahlee]

I love it when people swear unnecessarily, it make me feel cultured.

I hate consuming poisonous substances.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

I hate consuming poisonous substances.

I love the consumption of poisonous substances. The trick is to remember which substances to ingest. Like Aspirin, cough syrup, ibuprofin, so on. (Medication is technically a poison.)

I hate working many days in a row.

 

[Ace Jackson]

I love working many days in a row because it distracts me from realizing that my life is a hollow shell of monotony, tediousness and routined, empty laughter at jokes I've heard every day for the last 5 years, because if I realized that, I'd probably go on a rampage, stapling people to walls by their tongues, crushing Bob from Accounting's head in the copy machine, shoving my stress relieving squishy ball thing down the Human Resources guy's throat while shaving off his ear-skin with a hole-puncher, and setting fire to the faulty fax machine and throwing it down the elevator shaft onto the construction people who are only doing their job, but I'm crazy, I don't care, chim-chim-chiroo dingo biltinshiminybop!!! And that would be bad.

I hate Malaria.

 

[Cahlee]

I love Malaria... That's a type of candy right?

I hate people who stick gum underneath tables

 

[Lullabye]

I love people who stick gum under tables because they're the reason I can't chew gum in class.
*sob*

I hate the KKK

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

I hate the KKK

I love the KKK. Honestly, my arrest record would be small as hell without them around.

I hate advanced theoretical mathematics.

 

[Lullabye]

I love theoretical whatchamcallits because i sound smart when i say it.

I hate you

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

I hate you

I love you! Your fishing for compliments is just so cute. N'awww. <3

I hate not having a scanner.

 

[Cahlee]

I love not having a scanner, it means that the world will never have to lay eyes upon my god awful drawings!

I hate giant squids

 

[Lullabye]

I love giant squids, they eat fishermen. Save the Fish!

I hate being racist to black people and hanging them.

 

[SuperMoo]

I love being racist to black people and hanging them because they keep stealing my shoes. (Damn you Lullabye)

I hate my small fingers.

 

[runedeadthA]

I love my small fingers because they can fit where other fingers cannot *wink* (take that however you want)

I Hate Hadron Colliders

 

[Ramthundar]

I love Hadron Colliders because that means the world won't end because of zombies, but of black holes! yay!

I hate small spaces.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I love small spaces. They're snug and cosy and warm and...*tails off into obscurity*

I hate obscurity.

 

[Lullabye]

I love obscurity. Its shmexy...its a brand of lingerie.

I hate strangling puppies with my bare hands.