Alright I have made it clear to my friends and family that I do not like children. Even my name in game on Counter Strike is John McPAIN: I HATE Kids. I hate kids because normally they are little jerks who want things and scream. I think most kids are disgusting, obnoxious idiots who need to close their mouths until they grow up. Not to say all kids are like this, because I've actually met some kids who don't annoy the piss out of me, it's just that most are.
As an example of why I hate kids, I was on Counter Strike today. I was just on a server minding my own business when all of the sudden, three tiny kids decided to jump into the server and ruin my day. There was a glitch or something in the map, and this box flew out of no where and starting flying around and running into people (it was a custom map. One that I've played before, so I know this wasn't normal). Then, one of the kids started screaming into the mic, "Look out! That box is suicidal!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" and I swear, did he want people to hear his hilarious joke. He said that same phrase at least 300 times until I finally asked him if he even knew what "suicidal" meant. He replied, "Yes. It means that you kill some people or something." That finally shut him up for a while. But alas, he and his buddy continued jabbering about something that no one cared about. I have a thing about muting people, because I'm a little OCD and when someone is muted I feel like I'm missing part of the conversation, so I asked him to please stop yelling and talk about something at least a little important. Let it be known right now that I was typing all this. It was then that one of the children told me to "suck a cock and hit puberty". I thought this was funny because he himself had not yet hit puberty. I quickly turned his comment into a witty remark about how he himself should hit puberhty. Yes, I made a type and his buddy laughed and quickly pointed it out for me, jeering me at the fact that I didn't even spell it right. Well I told him what I really meant and asked him why he would say that, because he doesn't even know what my voice sounds like. He said it was because I was fat and poor and couldn't afford a mic. I said, "I have 2 one hundred dollar mics sitting next to me" and obviously he asked why I wasn't using it. I wasn't using it because it was a USB mic and the game only recognizes mics that are coming from the pink mic jack on the front of your computer (at least for me it does. I've tried to make it so it recognizes USB mics, but I gave up) and I use my mics for recording purposes. He said I was fat and had no life because I used it to record things. It was then that I left the server and went to a new one where the players didn't sound like chipmunks.
Thank you, if you read all that. I'm just wondering if anyone else has a similar story.
As an example of why I hate kids, I was on Counter Strike today. I was just on a server minding my own business when all of the sudden, three tiny kids decided to jump into the server and ruin my day. There was a glitch or something in the map, and this box flew out of no where and starting flying around and running into people (it was a custom map. One that I've played before, so I know this wasn't normal). Then, one of the kids started screaming into the mic, "Look out! That box is suicidal!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" and I swear, did he want people to hear his hilarious joke. He said that same phrase at least 300 times until I finally asked him if he even knew what "suicidal" meant. He replied, "Yes. It means that you kill some people or something." That finally shut him up for a while. But alas, he and his buddy continued jabbering about something that no one cared about. I have a thing about muting people, because I'm a little OCD and when someone is muted I feel like I'm missing part of the conversation, so I asked him to please stop yelling and talk about something at least a little important. Let it be known right now that I was typing all this. It was then that one of the children told me to "suck a cock and hit puberty". I thought this was funny because he himself had not yet hit puberty. I quickly turned his comment into a witty remark about how he himself should hit puberhty. Yes, I made a type and his buddy laughed and quickly pointed it out for me, jeering me at the fact that I didn't even spell it right. Well I told him what I really meant and asked him why he would say that, because he doesn't even know what my voice sounds like. He said it was because I was fat and poor and couldn't afford a mic. I said, "I have 2 one hundred dollar mics sitting next to me" and obviously he asked why I wasn't using it. I wasn't using it because it was a USB mic and the game only recognizes mics that are coming from the pink mic jack on the front of your computer (at least for me it does. I've tried to make it so it recognizes USB mics, but I gave up) and I use my mics for recording purposes. He said I was fat and had no life because I used it to record things. It was then that I left the server and went to a new one where the players didn't sound like chipmunks.
Thank you, if you read all that. I'm just wondering if anyone else has a similar story.
