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Zeromaxx

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Get over yourself and mute the parasites. Even in text, you come off as the dick.

I kicked a baby, once. The stupid thing crawled away from its parents and decided to be directly in front of my boot. Being the cheerful soul I am, I'm not looking downward enough to notice this. Boom! Baby flies for a bit, I keep walking and I'm out of suspect range by the time the thing starts bawling.

I did the same thing to a toddler another time. Some people think I should slow down. I think they should keep their spawn on leashes.
On leashes? No, they should keep them inside where nobody has to be bothered by them. If they get hurt while your not there then apparently you didn't do a good enough job of boxing them into a safe corner.

When kids wander into someones path I believe they have the right to hit them, hell people have the right to speed up to make sure they don't do it again (at least for a while cause broken bones take time to heal.)
 

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RebelRising said:
latenightapplepie said:
Children are the devil. I'm not kidding. I think we should kill them all. Future generations will thanks us.
Dare I say...American Dad?
Possibly. A friend said it the other day and he does watch American Dad alot and quotes practically anything and everything.

On topic: Children aren't that bad. I will avoid them at all costs but realistically I can't do anything. So mostly I suffer quietly with the occasional rant. I'm just glad I won't be pestered to spawn any of my own.
 

MikeTheElf

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
there are about 3 diffrent type of kids

annoying

retarted

parasites

worth knowing

But just take a look back when you were a kid? everything was different to what it is now the only thing that makes a annoying kid is a crap parent
Just pointing out: that's 4 types.

On topic, it's not so much "kids" as i would define as persons who attend middle school or lower education, but teenagers-my peers-that attend high school, and some in college.

Agreed, kids have annoying voices, though they can't help it. Muting them is easy enough, and if all they do is bother you, you shouldn't mind muting them and "missing out on part of the conversation". There are the kids who talk about nonsense like "the place where they shut off gravity", and usually, considering they're KIDS and don't know better (and are apparently raised on today's corrupted Disney Channel), the best you can do is correct them, that way they learn.

On the topic of annoying teenagers, I have found that these are the people who are playing music, having ridiculous conversations, jeering others, celebrating their kills, and cursing deaths. More importantly, this is generally the group that takes out anger on others when faced with frustration.
 

Apocalypse Tank

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Alright being just outside of the kid range, 15, I'd like to chime in.

On Xbox Live, Steam or anything really, kids brag and command and cry with their high pitched voices, its hard to stand them, I have definitely the experience and understand.

But what gives you the right (those that genuinely hate children online/IRL), an intelligent and reasonable adult, to purposely hurt them emotionally? Alright, their parents could've been better doing their job (I am all in for legal spanking), but children are just... children. What did you expect from a kid? By insulting him/her you are only lowering yourself to his/her level.

In essence, patience and tolerance is what separates an adult from a kid, right?
 

leugim789

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too bad, im sixteen myself i was playing left for dead and this guy everytime somebody would join without a mic he would make his voice extremely high, and ask them repeatedly if they had a mic, he did the same with kids who sounded under 13, quite hilarious, regardless i had a fun time and some very interesting conversations arose, including our bad luck in our run and meeting up with a siamese witchtank
 

Zeromaxx

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Apocalypse Tank said:
Alright being just outside of the kid range, 15, I'd like to chime in.

On Xbox Live, Steam or anything really, kids brag and command and cry with their high pitched voices, its hard to stand them, I have definitely the experience and understand.

But what gives you the right (those that genuinely hate children online/IRL), an intelligent and reasonable adult, to purposely hurt them emotionally? Alright, their parents could've been better doing their job (I am all in for legal spanking), but children are just... children. What did you expect from a kid? By insulting him/her you are only lowering yourself to his/her level.

In essence, patience and tolerance is what separates an adult from a kid, right?
I expect the same that was expected of me when I was a kid; act respectfully, maturely, and intelligently. My family taught through mild beatings (spanking, hitting the hand and knuckles, etc.) and that should be the standard for teaching children. No matter what anybody says the only way children actually learn better behavior is through rewards and punishment (and not some crappy little punishment like time-outs, if you told me to sit in a corner for 15 minutes as a kid I'd get up and leave...then my dad would find me and hit me and I'd never do whatever caused that time-out or get up from the time-out again.) If kids were still taught like this I'm guessing they'd probably be more mature and respectful.

The big thing I always hate hearing from kids online are the large random chains of curse words. This would also be addressed in the above plan as kids would be hit for saying them.
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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Ever work at Wal-Mart... I swear one day I'm going to loose my job for punching a little shit in the face.
 

L33tsauce_Marty

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Relax. I LOVE when a kid comes into a server/game. Its a great time to relieve stress and make fun of them. Oh how I love being 15 and sounding and acting like I'm 21.
 

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latenightapplepie said:
RebelRising said:
latenightapplepie said:
Children are the devil. I'm not kidding. I think we should kill them all. Future generations will thanks us.
Dare I say...American Dad?
Possibly. A friend said it the other day and he does watch American Dad alot and quotes practically anything and everything.

On topic: Children aren't that bad. I will avoid them at all costs but realistically I can't do anything. So mostly I suffer quietly with the occasional rant. I'm just glad I won't be pestered to spawn any of my own.
Great show. Much better than Family Guy; it's in this one episode where Francine (the wife) wants another baby, and Stan (the main character and husband), fearful of infantile retributuion, goes to a Japanese sperm clinic, where he's to get a vasectomy. A video screen features two bizarre anime characters jumping up and down happily about playgrounds, deserted and quiet, all because of the absence of children. Stan, delighted (the anime thingies too), says: "A world without children. Future generations will thank us!" Then he goes on about Reaganite sperm...

You know what? It sounds utterly retarded when I write it out. Just see it on Hulu, you won't be sorry.