I have a challenge for YOU...

[HiC]

c'mon guys, how hard can it be?

 

[HiC]

Play through Professor Layton and the Unwound Future. The ending is super sad.

too poor

 

[Dirzzit]

This makes anyone cry.

You are stupid and nobody likes you.

I'm sorry if you now find your life meaningless.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

1. Listen to Barber's Adagio for Strings.
2. Watch The Green Mile.
3. Play MGS3 through to the end.
4. Play MGS4 through to the Vamp boss fight.
5. Watch Spice & Wolf through to the end of the second season.
6. Watch Clannad.
7. Watch Elfen Lied

 

[HiC]

This makes anyone cry.

You are stupid and nobody likes you.

this one made me shed a laughing tear, doesn't count but you do get this

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-L5VKjwUVDK0/TeZHWDrvwrI/AAAAAAAAAA0/S250m9fSd4k/s1600/cookie-small.gif

 

[Barziboy]

Go to a Psyciatrist...that may uncover why you can't cry as much as making you cry about the problems you've had in your small life to get to said point to not let you cry...

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

If you're a fan of Doctor Who...

Spoiler: Direct your attention here.

And please, don't go "But Matt Smith is so funny when he first shows up!" because I seriously hate him for it. It's exactly what Ten said would happen: he dies, and the new man just gets up and waltzes away.

Of course, if not, I guess that's all kind of context-less, isn't it? Ah well.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

If you go in trying to man up and not cry, you won't cry. Great job.

I didn't really cry when my dog, or one of my friends died because I didn't want to 'be a wussie'. Big whoop :/.

Why are you so desperate to cry anyway?

And what's up with all the double posting?

 

[MrAkuma201]

Watch the episode of Pokemon when Ash want to leave Pikachu. It will make you so sad you will cry or you will cry that you watch a full episode of Pokemon.

 

[foolish snails]

the short film "blinky." it was posted on the escapist a while ago, and it ruined my childhood.
link below, don't watch it if you value your childhood love of robots. (if you had one, and if not, your current love of life itself)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcJ0pmoq6QE

 

[Fbuh]

I want you to remember a long time ago. It was when you were a child. Quite young, perhaps three or four years old. Do you remember your mother's face? How she looked at you with undefinable love an affection? To her, you were the most beautiful ting she had ever seen, made all the more wonderful because she created it. Do you remember getting hurt while playing, and then she makes it all better with a gentle kiss and perhaps a sweet? Yeah, you do remember all of that, correct? Well now think on this: it is gone forever. You are older now, and you will never feel that again. Maybe something like it, but cerainly never that feeling of unconditonal love. You are grown, and your mother grows old and forgetful. Soon she will no longer remember such precious memories, and eventually, she will not remember you. She will then die a sad and lonely death, thinking that everyone she has ever loved either is gone or has never existed. Just think on that.

 

[TheSolemnHypnotic]

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Never cried so hard for something that didn't affect me, directly. Prepare to drown in your own eye sweat. :')

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Spoiler: A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Oh my God... I can't remember the last time anything made me cry. But this... man it got me. And I'm not even ashamed to say that a couple tears rolled down my face.

 

[Dascylus]

If you're so apathetic why do you care about this?

 

[HiC]

If you go in trying to man up and not cry, you won't cry. Great job.

I didn't really cry when my dog, or one of my friends died because I didn't want to 'be a wussie'. Big whoop :/.

Why are you so desperate to cry anyway?

And what's up with all the double posting?

question 1: because I want to, because I haven't cried for ages and I want to remember what it feels like

question 2: I'm not paying 100% attention to this thread so I don't always notice

 

[YourMom]

Touch your eye for 1 minute, then your eye will start to produce tears.

 

[Thundero13]

OH MY GOD! Another one, I know how bad it is for you, ok, I very rarely cry so i'll just tell you everything that makes me cry:
First of all the obvious, onions/ginger beer both make me cry naturally.
Ok now to be serious, the entirety of the movie UP is just so depressing I could not stop crying.
This http://animalcrossingtragedy.ytmnd.com/ made me cry, although not very much, more just a spurt of tears then actual crying.
A very obscure TV show named "the smoking room" had one episode that made me cry, not sure if you could really find it anywhere though because of how obscure it is.
Umm... that's all I can think of... hope I helped

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

If you go in trying to man up and not cry, you won't cry. Great job.

I didn't really cry when my dog, or one of my friends died because I didn't want to 'be a wussie'. Big whoop :/.

Why are you so desperate to cry anyway?

And what's up with all the double posting?

question 1: because I want to, because I haven't cried for ages and I want to remember what it feels like

question 2: I'm not paying 100% attention to this thread so I don't always notice

Then just have a really, really tough week... Hell join the army. Worked for me.

 

[loc978]

I'm happy to report a few of the vids here had me tearing up a bit.

As the title says, I have a challenge for everyone on the escapist. Make me cry... seriously, I have found that even the most depressing things don't make me even slightly sad and I haven't teared up in a long time.

so, can you do it escapist? can you make me cry?

OT: seriously, if anyone here has the thing that'll do it, it's:

"Grave of the Fireflies" it's an anime film about a teenager and his little sister trying to survive in japan during the kobei bombings of WW2.

If you ever find yourself giving a damn about a fictional character even in the slightest (though really, the movie is loosely based on the author/director's childhood, so 'fictional' is a stretch)... well, if Grave of the Fireflies doesn't choke you up, I don't think anything will.

 

[HiC]

Watch the episode of Pokemon when Ash want to leave Pikachu. It will make you so sad you will cry or you will cry that you watch a full episode of Pokemon.

seen it, didn't work

I want you to remember a long time ago. It was when you were a child. Quite young, perhaps three or four years old. Do you remember your mother's face? How she looked at you with undefinable love an affection? To her, you were the most beautiful ting she had ever seen, made all the more wonderful because she created it. Do you remember getting hurt while playing, and then she makes it all better with a gentle kiss and perhaps a sweet? Yeah, you do remember all of that, correct? Well now think on this: it is gone forever. You are older now, and you will never feel that again. Maybe something like it, but cerainly never that feeling of unconditonal love. You are grown, and your mother grows old and forgetful. Soon she will no longer remember such precious memories, and eventually, she will not remember you. She will then die a sad and lonely death, thinking that everyone she has ever loved either is gone or has never existed. Just think on that.

can't do that when she is two rooms away and asleep

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Never cried so hard for something that didn't affect me, directly. Prepare to drown in your own eye sweat. :')

okay, this is the saddest I have been this entire thread, my body was shaking and i felt genuinely upset, but alas, not a single drop

soon I'm going to go to my doctor and see if he can help