I have a dog on my lap, what to do you have?

[Rascarin]

Nothing.

Recently, though, I have had a kitten on my lap quite frequently.

 

[thiosk]

Cat.

Say hi to the escapist kitty.

She says meow.

ow and now shes biting my hand.

 

[jimduckie]

a bowl of cereal , lucky charms in chocolate milk

 

[The Splage]

A tennis racket. Its the longest day today so it seemed apt.

 

[KaZZaP]

Well as I was reading that my hand was on my balls thats about it. Usually I do have my German shepherd gnawing on my leg but he is running around like a maniac right now.

 

[Kilaknux]

My cat. So, logically, we would now have to fight.

 

[Hot'n'steamy]

a laptop and a copy of Silvia Plath's The Bell Jar

 

[Bigfatstupid]

I have a Ninja Cat.

...but I don't know where he is...O.O;;

 

[Mrsoupcup]

My limeted edition big daddy figurine.

Edit: I has bad grammer. Me eating.

 

[jad4400]

Your mom

In all seriousness I have nothing on my lap............................sad face

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Um, my underwear and shorts. Also my rig- left leg. I had a cat on my lap earlier today, although he started biting and I put him on the floor. He ran away, I think he wanted to hunt down other members of my household, so that he can eat them. Or perhaps to sleep, I don't know...

 

[traceur_]

Chocolate custard, and it's delicious.

And my Alex Mercer figurine, it's awesome.

EDIT: oh and my laptop.

 

[El Poncho]

My cat ive had to stop it climbing on my laptop since it keeps stepping on the off button.

 

[electric_warrior]

a laptop

 

[War Penguin]

The shattered remains of breakfast.
So basically crumbs.

 

[Ushario]

My kitten, who isn't actually a kitten any more. He's just a tiny cute cat, right up until he tries to mince you.

He's reffered to as 'that crazy bastard cat' by everyone but myself =(

 

[Xvito]

I have lots of space in my lap.