I have a putter under my bed

[Zykon TheLich]

Nothing really...most dangerous/scary thing I have under my bed is a bin full of used needles.

 

[Xeros]

I have a 12-inch dragon knife.

Spoiler: Dragon Knife

I have a scorpion knife.

Spoiler: Scorpion Knife

And I have a broadsword. No image as it's pretty generic.

My brother also has quite the collection of katanas.

 

[Super Toast]

I use a cricket bat; simple, elegant, effective.

 

[Wintermoot]

I have a folding knife on my nightstand. Hope the robber's not packing a gun...

bring a knife to a gun fight
stab him when hhe is laughing

 

[Beartrucci]

I have various unused stands for my drum kit in my room. They are fairly weighty and would hurt like a ***** if whacked with one.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I have a butterfly knife that's usually close by, but realistically if somebody broke into my house while I was asleep I would probably go for this

I ordered it as a joke because my friends and I would constantly scream quotes from 300 at each other, but damn, that thing could end somebody pretty fast. It came sharpened extremely well, so much so that I seriously used it as a razorblades substitute once.
I also have a colt revolver, but it's in a combination lock case and by the time I opened it up and loaded it and everything it would probably be faster to go Leonidas on their ass, but that's a possibility as well.

 

[Lunar Shadow]

Ka-Bar and a steel curtain rod. Though I would use whatever came to hand. Adadibilty is the gratest tool in a fight.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I always have a crowbar and bayonet in my bed for zombie invasion. I hear they work pretty well against robbers too...

 

[Yokai]

Well, I have a guitar I rarely use. If worst comes to worst, I suppose I could snap the neck off the poor thing and use it as a club of sorts. Other than that, my best option would probably be a jab in the eye with one of the dozens of drawing pens I have around.

I have a butterfly knife that's usually close by, but realistically if somebody broke into my house while I was asleep I would probably go for this

I ordered it as a joke because my friends and I would constantly scream quotes from 300 at each other, but damn, that thing could end somebody pretty fast. It came sharpened extremely well, so much so that I seriously used it as a razorblades substitute once.
I also have a colt revolver, but it's in a combination lock case and by the time I opened it up and loaded it and everything it would probably be faster to go Leonidas on their ass, but that's a possibility as well.

That is a thing of beauty.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Tiger's wife preferred the nine iron to the putter.

I know where the sharp objects are in my house, but I don't carry a gun because honestly I don't trust myself enough to keep one around. On a bad night I might get some bad ideas about pointing it at myself and on a REALLY bad night I might get some ideas about pointing it at someone else.

I'm mostly mentally stable but I've been down some very unfortunate roads in my life and prefer not to venture anywhere near them again. But if someone broke into my house? They'd look like the people in the Wilson shed in Andale after I got the knives out.

So did Mr Ryan.

I don't have close to hand, but I've got no qualms with pulling out the big-ass kitchen knives and sticking them in someone trying to take stuff from my household. I'd rather to it than say my Mum or Step-dad.

 

[LloydEsaka]

I've a long dagger (stainless steel meant to look pretty since I couldn't afford a real one which costed twice as much) which is sharp as hell tied around the bars that hold my matress up. It is unclipped from the sheath and is in a good position to be quickly drawn from the position I normally sleep in at night. It also has a smaller version of the knife (about 1/10) that can be drawn and thrown, giving me a distraction or, if my skills with throwing knives are better in real life than in MW2, a kill.

 

[Jedamethis]

I do have a nice solid metre long stick, but that was lost weeks ago in the quagmire that is my bedroom

 

[Pokenator]

hahahahahahaaa are you guys serious? I have NEVER considered a robber trying to come into my bedroom for some reason and have thus no 'weapons' under my bed. Most robberies take place when the owners aren't home, it would be kind of stupid to break into someone's house while they're there.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

Home made nun-chucks, trolley pole, made in china samurai sword( only good for two hits), some kendo sticks, mallet, WW2 American bayonet (no idea for which gun) and a couple pocket knives. My best defence against robbers is probably my dogs.

 

[FortheLegion]

On my nightstand i have a set of throwing knives

i don't think it would be a too great idea to toss my only means of defense in the direction/hands of the attacker

As long as I don't throw all of them I'm fine
its not like i can wield all 3 of them at once

 

[Free Thinker]

I have a Japanese shortsword and a knife. Going dual-wield on any invader!

 

[IxionIndustries]

I have 2 sticks, and a trench knife.. That's about it.

 

[Aerodynamic]

In my room I have this pretty big lamp, if I have enough time I would love to walk to the kitchen and get the butchers knife.