Relax yourself, Breath in... then out... In.... and out. Feel better?RatheMcGrath said:Eff you, Team Ninja. It's bad enough that you're unable to handle strong female characters in your own games, you had to go and get your dirty mitts on Samus, the protype strong female gaming character, and turn her into a whiny little girl with daddy issues who happens to have a high powered alien suit. What's next, having her play volleyball with your DOA girls?
I mean, we're talking about SAMUS ARAN. Ass-kicker extraordinaire. The thing that was so amazing about her to begin with was that her gender was a legitimate surprise. Sure, later games showed her to be attractive, but she was an alien-ass kicker first.
Now all the sudden, she needs a man to tell her what to do and what weapon to use? Malkovich was a bit grating in Metroid: Fusion but Samus had to deal with him, rather than simper around trying to earn his freaking approval. This is NOT the character I have played all these years. I don't need her to be silent and stoic, and having maternal feelings for a Metroid could have been made to work well, but this? Absolute travesty.
Then it occurred to me: A story involving familiar character names yet seem to bear only a cosmetic relationship to the characters? Awkward execution (gorram first person missiles) and questionable plot? This, my friends, is fan-fiction. I won't hear otherwise, not even from Nintendo.
I Think you should probably turn your hate towards Nintendo since it was them who commissioned it full well knowing Team Ninja and Techmo's history. Nintendo hasn't handled there own Metroid IP in so long they might as well sell it off.
But look on the bright side maybe Nintendo will learn from this and hand it back to Retro Studios who did Metroid in 3D right.