I have the power!

[Ruedyn]

I have the power to shoot lasers from my eyes. I'm also blind and can't look at my friends and loved ones.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to BS analysis of classic novels!

 

[Porygon-2000]

I have the power to ignore impending assignments until the night before they are due!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to offer condolences to my fellow users!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to get bored quickly of avatars, even faster than I expected >.>

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I have the power to not finish what I sta

 

[Kae]

I have the power to get women to like me... a lot...
[sub]Does anybody else want it? [sub]I get really scared when they get al flirty and touchy and stuff T^T[/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to punch myself in the face!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to turn the lights on and off!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I have the power to bump this thread... again.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to see a second into the future!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to swim in pools!

 

[Kae]

Oh yeah?
I have the power to empty pools.
[sub]How do you like that?![/sub]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power fill it back up with my SPIT!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to make others laugh!

 

[Kae]

@PsychicTaco115 Damn, foiled again, should have known Tacos and Psychics are two of my weaknesses, Damn you're hot sauce filled pool!
[sub]Though stairs are my Kryptonite.[/sub]

I have the power to get lost everywhere I go...
[sub]Seriously, where am I? I don't remember seeing that house before...[/sub]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to sympathize with the plights of others!