I hit a seagull with my shoe have you done any thing like that?

[GrimTuesday]

I was driving around late at night and there were two crows in the road. One flew off, but the other one paniced and flew right towards the car. Needless to say, between a bird and a car, I don't need to tell you who won, but I will say that it flew 20 feet up in the air.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I have. Numerous times.

Just replace the word "shoe" with "car."

Wait, you threw your car at birds?

OT: I once threw a rock at a crab that was harassing me. It hit it, and both the crab's arms fell off.

 

[jumjalalabash]

I've slapped a crow that kept swooping at my head. Does that count?

 

[Macgyvercas]

I can't in Erie. I think it's a $500 fine per bird if you kill a seagull, so I'd rather not risk it.

 

[an_luas]

Well when I was younger a seagull stole my chips once, have hated them ever since.

 

[Shockolate]

A sort-of-friend in school throw a rock at a seagull and killed it.

Got suspended for a week.

Does that count?

 

[Dr. Win]

I hit a swooping magpie with a foam cricket bat when I was 11.
I don't like magpies.

 

[frizzlebyte]

Only thing I've ever done was accidentally hit my dog in the face with a baseball. After smoking the ball with a bat.

Scared our whole family, that did. We had the poor guy checked out as he was acting strange afterward, but he was okay.

 

[Sacman]

I sat perfectly still for a half hour before school and a duck came over and sat on my lap... I caught it and brought it to my science class...<.<

 

[snowpuppy]

I went outside and put my shoes on, walked a few steps, and then I noticed the sole of my shoe had started to wriggle, because I have pussyofspidersaphobia I nearly had a heart attack, so I slowly slipped off my shoe, and immediately the spider crawled out and onto the ground, I then smashed the little **** with his own home(several dozen times, he was big), fuck spiders.

 

[Sovvolf]

I had a fist fight with a seagull over a portion of chips... THOSE WERE MY CHIPS SEAGULL!!!, MY CHIPS!!!! other then that though I don't tend to throw things at wild life with intent to hurt.

I do wrestle excitedly with my dog though...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I don't know how, but my brother once caught a goose with nothing but his bare hands.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

...what's a rolly poley?

"Roly Poly Bug." Also known as a pillbug. They are smaller than the fingernail on your pinkie finger. They are known to curl up into little balls when threatened or frightened. They are quite common in suburban areas.

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OT: Why were you harassing seagulls? What did they do to you?

I don't think I've ever done something like that. When I was little, I did tip a baby duck over while it was swimming so he went headfirst into the water. I don't remember what happened next. I ran. I was young and stupid.

[small]I've regretted it every day of my life.[/small]

 

[SonicKaos]

I spent half a day at the beach throwing a football at seaguls once. Never actually hit one though =\ Was close plenty of times...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I regularly rescue spiders that friends would otherwise have killed, but that seems the opposite point of this thread. Still, spider-dom collectively owes me one now.

 

[AlmostLikeLife]

I slapped a bee. Damn thing kept buzzing around my head so I took a swing at it.

 

[Chris Barber]

I caught a seagull while fishing once. They're really mean birds when they want to be. Was a royal pain in the arse to cut him loose.

 

[ShogunSam-R-I]

Yesterday i was eating luanch and a very large flock of seagulls came up to me. So i slowly slipped off my shoe and launched it at one and got it right in the head scared them right off. So have you guys and girls done anything like that?

....you my friend, are the devil. J.K......not really.

 

[Dranae]

I fought a seagull for my hotdog once.

I was about ten years, visiting the San Francisco zoo. I was just about to eat my hot dog when I seagull perches on my arm and tries to snatch it away. The hot dog broke and the seagull got the big half.

And then when my dad went to buy me another one, he got swarmed by about 15 seagulls.


If you couldn't guess, I really, really hate seagulls now.