I hit a seagull with my shoe have you done any thing like that?

[Epilepsy]

I killed a flying cockroach with a thrown butter knife. Total fluke, but i felt awesome as hell (OK so i jumped and it hit it as it landed, still counts).

This is a weird as hell thread btw...

 

[sam42ification]

I went outside and put my shoes on, walked a few steps, and then I noticed the sole of my shoe had started to wriggle, because I have pussyofspidersaphobia I nearly had a heart attack, so I slowly slipped off my shoe, and immediately the spider crawled out and onto the ground, I then smashed the little **** with his own home(several dozen times, he was big), fuck spiders.

I put on my booties (water boot things) and went to a kayaking comp. After doing my slalom runs i went home and took of my booties. I emptied the water out of them and a dead frog fell out. I was stepping on that poor frog the whole day. I didn't even notice.

A bird stole my friends food so he tried to shoot it with a bow and arrow. He was crazy. Whilst he was shooting at the bird i stole some of his food and blamed it on another bird.

 

[rutten]

I have. Numerous times.

Just replace the word "shoe" with "car."

Wait, you threw your car at birds?

OT: I once threw a rock at a crab that was harassing me. It hit it, and both the crab's arms fell off.

Actually LOLed at this

 

[Sacman]

I sat perfectly still for a half hour before school and a duck came over and sat on my lap... I caught it and brought it to my science class...<.<

...What happened to itafter science cass ?

It crapped on me and flew away...<.<

... Well you did kidnap it... FOR SCIENCE!

What did your teacher say ?

Nothing much... he was one of those teachers who completely stopped caring about their jobs years ago so he just told me to get rid of the duck...<.<

What a boring man. Seriosuly he could have done something, atleast people would pay attention if there was a living animal in the room.

He was a very jaded man... and I don't blame him...<.<

 

[Kyman102]

Huh... My mom and aunt used to mess with seagulls while out on the family sailboat. They used to soak bread crusts in beer and toss them to the gulls.

 

[Yellowbeard]

Seen it done, while in flight.

 

[Sacman]

I sat perfectly still for a half hour before school and a duck came over and sat on my lap... I caught it and brought it to my science class...<.<

...What happened to itafter science cass ?

It crapped on me and flew away...<.<

... Well you did kidnap it... FOR SCIENCE!

What did your teacher say ?

Nothing much... he was one of those teachers who completely stopped caring about their jobs years ago so he just told me to get rid of the duck...<.<

What a boring man. Seriosuly he could have done something, atleast people would pay attention if there was a living animal in the room.

He was a very jaded man... and I don't blame him...<.<

Okthen... Do you always end a post with ...<.<

No...<.<

 

[Jonesy911]

Not me but my brother once punched a pigeon that was continually flying over his head. One hit kill, I lol'd

 

[boondoggler23]

I almost ate a rolly poley when i was little, I had a sandwich in one hand and the rolly poley in the other, I got my hands mixed up and poped the rolly poley in my mouth but quickly spit the little fella out he was a little shaken but he seemed fine, I wonder what ever happened to him when i let him go

...what's a rolly poley?

its one of those little bugs that curl up into a ball when threatened

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3072/2700317854_510ddb16ee.jpg

one of these ^^^

 

[Arduras]

not to an animal but I once threw a small lock 35 metres and hit someone that was stealing my bike in the head... Good throw, but the police telling me off wasn't fun.

Ahh to be a teen again

 

[grimgin]

I was playing Frisbee at night with a friend but i suck at it and i threw it right over his head and hit an owl that was watching us i panicked and tried to help since he wasn't moving but he just bit me and flew away i had to get a rabies shot it really sucked

 

[Hashime]

I was playing Frisbee at night with a friend but i suck at it and i threw it right over his head and hit an owl that was watching us i panicked and tried to help since he wasn't moving but he just bit me and flew away i had to get a rabies shot it really sucked

It is good you helped, I don't usually care about animals, but owls are too cool ignore.

 

[Futureman]

once at a phish concert i kicked over a row of motorcycles...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I once crushed a fly in palm, if that counts.

 

[Vykrel]

i hit (or rather, was hit by) a pelican's wing as it was flying alongside my school bus when i was a kid.

 

[FalloutJack]

I threw a bucket of water at a seagull once, bucket and all. What? It was the beach!

 

[Communist partisan]

I and a mate where trying too shoot sparrows with a BB gun yesterday but something was wrong with the aim and we constantly missed even if we're both really great shooters, I've also spitted on a few ducks, tried to catch and run over pigeons... also kicking them. I've spitted water over a seagull close to me and tried to poison them with turpentine but they apparently get drunk instead, I've also shot a wild dog several times with a powerful soft air gun and than it got close gave it a few nice stabs with the bayonet and terrorized cats with a foul booze breath than drunk. And I can't really remember anymore of my terror against less fortunate creatures except other humans and different kinds of insects.