I hit a seagull with my shoe have you done any thing like that?

[schiz0phren1c]

I'm kind of lol'ing at all the "oh the poor seagull you are a bastard" comments to be honest,
I LOVE animals,and cruelty to them pisses me off to a nuclear level,BUT
1. he only threw a fucking SHOE at it,not a god damn petrol(petrel) bomb.
and 2. Seagull's are ASSHOLES seriously they are horrible bastard-birds in Ireland they regularly gouge the eyes out of newborn lambs,they are nasty,smelly,thieving rotten bastards,and also for some reason the ones we get in Ireland are fucking HUGE,I don't know what the hell they're eating,maybe its radiation from the Irish sea but they are like Pterodactyl's on steroids.
bastards.
On topic-ish if the topic is Leet ninja skills versus animals-I used to tickle trout,lots of fun,takes a LOT of patience though.

I also caught my friends pitbull in mid air when he launched himself at me out a window(he didn't know me yet and jumped out the sitting room window straight for my throat) I caught him by the head and back legs and spun him forward(like he has doing forward flips) a few times to disorient him,without hurting him,then set him down and he ran around in circles and ran away from me
we're best friends now though.

 

[Generalzdave]

Instead of investing in a pest control business, my family tells the 7th grader who follows his father's interest in guns to keep away the squirrels, rabbits, and field mice that tear up the garden and get in the house. The squirrels are always fine because I have the BB gun from A Christmas Story, and if you practically fart the rabbits go running. I saw a field mouse the size of a newborn beagle and shot it from the door, and it fell over and just layed there in pain. It was gone the next day, so it probably limped back to its hole or something. It must have warned the rest of them because they never came back. I use this as a theory to distract me from the probability that it was eaten alive by ants in the dead of night.

 

[justnotcricket]

I can remember having at some ants with a fly swatter when I was very young... =P

The incident sticks in my mind because once I 'missed', and brought the flyswat down very hard *next* to an ant without touching it directly.

It exploded.

I was shocked, and impressed...and spent the rest of the afternoon trying to replicate the feat. No dice...

 

[Klarinette]

It's illegal to hurt seagulls here (for some reason I'm sure makes sense to someone), so I haven't really tried. Although, throwing rocks in the air and watching them try to catch it like it's food, THAT'S hilarious.

 

[TheLoneBeet]

My friend ran a seagull down with his car. That's about as close to your story as I can get. I've never done anything like that personally.

 

[RivFader86]

It's illegal to hurt seagulls here (for some reason I'm sure makes sense to someone), so I haven't really tried. Although, throwing rocks in the air and watching them try to catch it like it's food, THAT'S hilarious.

Hihi just imagening you standing there with one shoe off and a mounty rides along and goes "You weren't aboot to hit that seagull eh?"

 

[Yeager942]

I fed a seagull pieces of chicken from between my toes once.

Does that count?

(Also, hurrah for cannibalism.)

 

[Cogwheel]

I've done the polar opposite a number of times. Spider, centipede or whatever turns up in my room. I scoop it into something (or use my bare hands, failing that), carry it outside and put it down on the ground very carefully so I don't accidentally squash it. Far less careful with centipedes, because they're nigh-indestructible (example: Slice one in half. You now have two angry centipedes).

This often results in a number of stings or bites.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Harassed wildlife with my footwear?

Not that I can think of, No

Word, I try to get along with wildlife, which of course doesn't count bugs, the monsters...

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I punched a squirrel once when it climbed up my leg, honestly was not prepared for something that wierd occuring, stunned the poor bastard, it got up and ran away though.

 

[SiegeJack]

I killed a bee with my hand while in a moving car.

Always wanted to try a old navy trick though, a piece of bread dipped in drain cleaner and thrown to the seagulls. The drain cleaner expands when it touches water, and if the seagulls has water on it....

 

[Hman121]

Killed 11 bees with a broomstick, I felt like such a boss.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

i used to hunt ducks using crab-apples. does that count?

 

[thiosk]

I almost ate a rolly poley when i was little, I had a sandwich in one hand and the rolly poley in the other, I got my hands mixed up and poped the rolly poley in my mouth but quickly spit the little fella out he was a little shaken but he seemed fine, I wonder what ever happened to him when i let him go

He started the National Socialist Rolypoly Party and exterminated all the beige Roly Polys.

This is why all roly polys are grey.

if only you had chewed

if only

 

[Jim Tungsten]

i myself have not but when i was younger i decided to bring my brand new slingshot to school to show my mates but i made the poor decision of letting one of my sadistic ones use it, the first thing he did was put a small rock in it and shoot it at a pigeon from across the courtyard. the rock hit the pigeon in the leg and pretty much blew its leg off..... to this day i can still remember it, it was sad.

 

[dajuberjaber]

my friend hit a bush turkey with half a brick
and fed an ibis several 5 cent coins

 

[Stuntcrab]

Eeeeh nope. I don't think I have done anything like that. Closest thing was accidentally stepping on a few ants.

I catched a bird and opened it while alive with a stick, then I took out an organ, dunno which one it was, but it sort of looked like a human kidney.

I still wouldn't believe someone can be that cruel even if you would use Catch, and caught right.

 

[Zyst]

Eeeeh nope. I don't think I have done anything like that. Closest thing was accidentally stepping on a few ants.

I catched a bird and opened it while alive with a stick, then I took out an organ, dunno which one it was, but it sort of looked like a human kidney.

I still wouldn't believe someone can be that cruel even if you would use Catch, and caught right.

It was a pidgeon, pidgeons in Mexico are usually fed by people so they are quite used to them. And this particular one couldn't fly, that's why I caught it, it just stumbled around.

Also, it wasn't cruelty, it was merely curiosity, I didn't know what birds had inside.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Eeeeh nope. I don't think I have done anything like that. Closest thing was accidentally stepping on a few ants.

I catched a bird and opened it while alive with a stick, then I took out an organ, dunno which one it was, but it sort of looked like a human kidney.

I still wouldn't believe someone can be that cruel even if you would use Catch, and caught right.

It was a pidgeon, pidgeons in Mexico are usually fed by people so they are quite used to them. And this particular one couldn't fly, that's why I caught it, it just stumbled around.

Also, it wasn't cruelty, it was merely curiosity, I didn't know what birds had inside.

At the least you could have killed it first instead of ripping its stomach while its still alive.

 

[Speedwagon]

I hit one with a Frisbee once, really funny.