I Hit It With My Axe: Episode One: Meet the Party

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daedrick

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The only one I find attractive is the normal one... or is there a normal one? I love to watch pretty girl and all, but god damn it was boring.
 

craddoke

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The stupid here is dissipating a little, but I have to point out something that should be blindingly obvious:

The video is explicitly an introduction to the cast of this series - not a typical episode with longer, chronologically arranged sequences of role-playing. Did no one notice that this short clip clearly edits together footage from game setup, actual role-playing, and reflections after the session? It's like the montage of upcoming scenes at the beginning of a television show.

I used to weep thinking about the average person's ability to read critically; now it seems like the average person is incapable of even watching something critically.
 

maddog015

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Penny Arcade has done this 3 times, audio only. It normally gets better as time goes on...as long as this crew gets creative and doesn't get too sidetracked. And if the storyline is good. Maybe we could hear what the start of the storyline is all about or exactly who the characters are.

It could be interesting, but it all comes down to how its played out.
 

Steady Drain

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WTF? Come on escapist, is this some weird demographic push? I dont need an imaginary girlfriend because im a gamer, (i play rifts, by the way). Dont lose your dignity escapist, Russ Pitts what the hell? I find this whole thing vacuous and degrading. So many jump cuts to someone else saying something boring. Please end this............I love the escapist..... this is CHEAP!
 

CMon

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Sasha Grey?

What the pants???

EDIT: Okay, so...five pornstars, a stripper, and a hairdresser playing DnD?

This is one crazy idea for a show.

EDIT, EDIT: CHRIST HOLY BANANA, I EVEN RECOGNIZE THE BLONDE GUY SITTING BEHIND THEM AT 4:56. He's a pornstar too.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
 

Stickfigure2112

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I liek it. My group is almost constantly introducing new players to D&D and it always seems to go about like that. Also congratulations on your show and I look forward to more.
 

blipblop

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Ok.. so someone in the escapist crew is trying to get a date whit a pornstar or what???
Or is this supose to be entertaining???
 

Hey Wood

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In the next video I'd like to see the gang listening to Laura Veirs whilst tucking into some delicious, buttery scones.
 

khaimera

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Satine Phoenix said:
Thanks everyone for watching!
Weather you love it or it's just not your thing, we really appreciate you all watching our show. It's really fun for us to share these moments with you. There's an Interview that posted on http://io9.com today that explains the series better.
Thanks again,
Satine
After thinking more about this show, its growing on me. Its quite different from your previous work. Now I know that not everyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons is a virgin. Who would have thought?

In all seriousness, this show has some good potential. Since I've never played D&D, I leanred from you women what its all about. Thats actually really beneficial since you don't fit the stereotypical rpg player role and this allows you to be relateble. Keep up the good work.
 

Beltaine

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Porn stars and strippers and the only one I find attractive is the hairdresser.

Aside from the people involved being quasi-celebrity, this is no different than any other group of D&D players posting up edited footage of their game nights on Youtube. Would be more interesting if more of the actual game/roleplay was presented, and it was a little more coherent. It just jumped around back and forth and back again between different things going on too much to be interesting.
 

Geamo

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Archemetis said:
Ok, I've had time to re-focus and collect my opinion and can now elaborate on my original comment.

I couldn't find this interesting, which I've stated, this is for many different reasons.

I couldn't understand why the Escapist even needs another show. It's pretty much flooded with content already and it's starting to actually suffer from it.

The Production is awful, I mean 100% authentic amateur porn with no editing has seen better than this. (at least there's no phone distortion in Voyeur)

The Premise while seemingly interesting is not news to me.

Attractive women in all different walks of the entertainment industry have indulged in 'nerdy' habits, Mila Kunis (Meg from Family Guy) is supposedly an avid PVPer on World of Warcraft.

The whole point of this 'show' just seems insulting to my intelligence. Yes, 'hot' promiscuous women can be nerdy too, this has always been the case, nothing has changed.

It came out of virtually nowhere. Seriously Escapist, this one is your fault, if you're going to bring in a new show, TELL THE AUDIENCE ABOUT IT FIRST. You did this well enough with everything else...

Which brings me to another point, I've read a few comments saying that if we
"Want to understand the show better then we have to read a blog made by the creator"
I'm sorry, where was it mentioned that we had to read a blog to understand a shows pilot?
There's no blog link in the description, and again without prior notice to this shows existence how would we have known about this blog?

Beyond that, what kind of Pilot needs a blog post somewhere else to explain what it's about? That's the point of a Pilot episode.

I think I've covered most of the issues here, So I'm sorry but unlike Game Dogs I don't think I'll be giving this one any second chances to impress me.
If other people want to enjoy it, go ahead, I'm just not going to try and be one of them this time.

It's a damn shame.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

This spontaneous show (that appeared out of nowhere) seems to have fallen flat for me. There are very few times that i'll stop a video midway through, but lack of being able to understand anything being said or having a camera being jigged about makes a video unwatchable. Needless to say, for these reasons and the ones provided, I won't be watching this again.
 

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Regarding the video, I watched it to the end, and will watch the next one in the series. I'm an avid tabletop gamer and unlike some people who think that watching someone else's gaming group is boring, I don't. The Penny Arcade podcasts are a pretty good example that there's an audience for such things. The camera-work was a little off - I'm a fan of tight shots, but those were just a little too close - but it wasn't so bad I couldn't tolerate it.

Then again, I've been known to watch videos of hummingbirds nesting. Maybe I'm not the most discerning of viewers.

I'm not sure what to say about the comment thread. I generally follow the nothing-nice-to-say-say-nothing rubric, so I'll go with this: I find that having the gamers all be from the sex industry no less compelling than having them all be army grunts, or all be nerds living in a house. That they all share a common experience, that that experience is different from mine, that's all fresh to me. I want to see where that goes.
 

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Phenom828 said:
I watched for like 1 minute... I don't se the appeal. but that Sasha Grey was pretty cute, (and young! D: what is she? like 18?) too bad she's a pornstar. (right?)
She actually just turned 22...and she's engaged.

Remember, wikipedia!
 

JokerCrowe

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FBPH said:
Phenom828 said:
I watched for like 1 minute... I don't se the appeal. but that Sasha Grey was pretty cute, (and young! D: what is she? like 18?) too bad she's a pornstar. (right?)
She actually just turned 22...and she's engaged.

Remember, wikipedia!
Dammit! I always forget wikipedia! Anyway, 22 is still young...
 

Anterean

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Unca Bob said:
Teef-ling. Teef-ling. GAH.
Not half-fiend. That's what a half-fiend is.
A tiefling is a human with a demon or devil in their bloodline further back than parent.
I was wondering if I was the only one annoyed by the faulty description of tiefling
 

Avida

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Just looks to me like an elaborate way for a dude to get a bunch of pornstars over. Failing that? Jeez.. Nout entertaining here.