I just heard the worst song I have ever heard...ever

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Lusty

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Great song. There's no greater agony in life than the decision of which seat to sit in when you get in a car, and I'm glad that an artist has finally come along who is brave enough to explore those feelings. I'm also sick of not knowing what day comes before Friday, so it's good that she covers that.

Also: best rap interlude ever. I like it when you can really see the self hatred in the rapper's eyes.

Not as bad as 'telephone' by Lady Gaga and Beyonce anyway.
 

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Kenbo Slice said:
I have never played TF2, I'm not a PC gamer at all, but I know my friend really likes it, so I more than likely won't get the song :(
Ah damn. D: I mean when there's a videogame parody that simply outdoes the original in every way, you know the original must've been shit in one way or another!
...But I do know your pain about not being a PC gamer, I've only really played it on The Orange Box. :p
 

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You people aren't even trying.
Hmm I suppose I'll watch that too AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH my ears! My head is killing me I think im getting brain damag... guancuyawboeyfnawuilnfuaywbfyauowelncuyeao
 

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VaudevillianVeteran said:
Kenbo Slice said:
I have never played TF2, I'm not a PC gamer at all, but I know my friend really likes it, so I more than likely won't get the song :(
Ah damn. D: I mean when there's a videogame parody that simply outdoes the original in every way, you know the original must've been shit in one way or another!
...But I do know your pain about not being a PC gamer, I've only really played it on The Orange Box. :p
I'd totally play games on the PC but all I have is a laptop. And all my money goes toward concert tickets and cd's and xbox games lol.
 

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anc[is]Lyrics blow chunks, video sucks, random black guy is random. And even though it all sucks, the video is at least good quality.

Also I see your FRYDAY and raise you one Wing

I...I don't...WTF is this shit? Why is she fucking up Brian Johnson?

*facepalm*
 

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I'd totally play games on the PC but all I have is a laptop. And all my money goes toward concert tickets and cd's and xbox games lol.
Psh, I know how you feel, I've got the laptop too. But Steam isn't bad for us laptop users and the games are reasonably cheap. :3
 

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That was a god awful song.

But I can't make it through the first few seconds of this one.
 

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I'm not gonna lie or mix words here...

...I feel raped, Kevin. I feel physically, actually raped by that song and it's awfulness. It has no possible redeeming value and my appreciation for music as a form of entertainment has dropped significantly as a result of having listened to it.

Anyone who endorses, supports, or enjoys that song and indeed that artist has committed a grave crime against humanity and must be punished accordingly without leniency or exception.
 

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Hahahaha. Even after watching that I can't really take it as anything else than a parody.

Wow. I mean, wow.
 

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VaudevillianVeteran said:
Kenbo Slice said:
I'd totally play games on the PC but all I have is a laptop. And all my money goes toward concert tickets and cd's and xbox games lol.
Psh, I know how you feel, I've got the laptop too. But Steam isn't bad for us laptop users and the games are reasonably cheap. :3
I'll have to look into that, as soon as I pay off my car (I got in a wreck a few weeks ago.)
 

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This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.
Her voice is a bit annoying, but I still prefer it over this:

 

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You don't mention why you think it's so awful. I'm not saying it isn't deficient in certain areas to my mind, to whit:

Things about songs I like that this song does not have:
Evocative or meaningful lyrics
Changes in pace and rhythm, pauses
A vocalist with range (this singer seems a bit nasal and low to my ear - a register she seems uncomfortable with - I note that very late on in the video there is some higher register backing vocals which were the best bits of the singing - although that might be an illusion)
Varied instrumentation played with skill.
A melody that makes my hair stand on end or that stays with me.
Lyrics that avoid forcing rhymes or rhythm by repeating words.
Good grammar, vocabulary - interesting similes or metaphors - a good story

Of course, there are exceptions to each of these rules above - so I am not consistent. However it's probably fair to say that the more of these features the song does not have, the poorer it will be received.

This song was poorly received.

It makes me wonder whether anything of good quality can come out of a 'music factory'. On this evidence, I prefer my music live and free range.
 

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Kenbo Slice said:

This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.

That video has been circulating between all my facebook buddies, it was injected into the group by my like 8 year old cousin..

But yeah, her voice give me aids, someone should really slap that girl.
 

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Kenbo Slice said:
BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:

This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.
Her voice is a bit annoying, but I still prefer it over this:

But dude, that's Metallica!
No it isn't. It's the band that kidnapped Metallica in 1991 and has been posing as them ever since.
 

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BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:
BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:

This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.
Her voice is a bit annoying, but I still prefer it over this:

But dude, that's Metallica!
No it isn't. It's the band that kidnapped Metallica in 1991 and has been posing as them ever since.
The Black album was the last album I liked by them anyways. Mainly cuz Sad But True was on there.
 

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Kenbo Slice said:
BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:
BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:

This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.
Her voice is a bit annoying, but I still prefer it over this:

But dude, that's Metallica!
No it isn't. It's the band that kidnapped Metallica in 1991 and has been posing as them ever since.
The Black album was the last album I liked by them anyways. Mainly cuz Sad But True was on there.
Our tastes almost line up - it was the first album of theirs that I hated. I guess this thread shows that music is subjective, right?
 

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BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:
BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:
BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:

This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.
Her voice is a bit annoying, but I still prefer it over this:

But dude, that's Metallica!
No it isn't. It's the band that kidnapped Metallica in 1991 and has been posing as them ever since.
The Black album was the last album I liked by them anyways. Mainly cuz Sad But True was on there.
Our tastes almost line up - it was the first album of theirs that I hated. I guess this thread shows that music is subjective, right?
Yeah. I'm not picky of what I listen to, sometimes I want some death metal and other times I want some pop-punk.