I just walked out of a movie for the first time today.

[icame]

I walked out of cop out about 30 minutes in. Fuck. That. Movie.

 

[Mesca]

Dragon ball evolution
The last airbender

I walk out of a theater for those two abominations
seriously they didnt even try, I bet all the directors were thinking about was making a quick buck.

Were you really expecting anything from Dragon Ball Evolution though? I sat through it out of sheer hilarity. I knew full well going in that it was going to be the lamest piece of shit ever known to man which made me and my friend fall to pieces with laughter every time they got something completely wrong, it wasn't even a comedy but still one of the funniest times I've had at the cinema.

Exactly this. Last Airbender is definitely a movie to watch at home so you can take the piss out of it. We got together, had some Indian food, and MST-ed it. Then we watched a disc of the real Avatar series to get some contrast. No contest as to the better. It's always nice to know that you're never too mature to make poop jokes at all the awkward bending stances.

 

[Dangerbean]

I like to walk out of films well recieved by the general public because it gives me great sense of superiority.

 

[BJK55123]

Never walked out before, but I did stop watching a film in the middle. I was 9, my dad saw Death to Smoochie at Blockbuster, figured it would be good family fun because Robin Williams was on the cover.
He ended up stopping it at the part with the cookies where Williams yells out, "IT'S A C***!" Children eating phallus-shaped cookies. Good times.

 

[Koroviev]

I've never walked out of a movie as I've rarely been the one footing the bill. However, had it been my money, I would have walked out of the following:

Transformers 2*
Up
Hoodwinked
Toy Story 3
Zombieland
Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World

...There's definitely more, but I can't think of them at the moment. Needless to say, I've all but sworn off American-made animation.


* I did pay for that one; problem is, my friend was my ride home

 

[Ham_authority95]

I've never spent money on a movie(accept Inception) that didn't have a shit-ton of praise, so I've never had to walk out of a movie.

 

[tehfeen83]

Me and a mate walked out of Black Sheep after 45 mins. Really wanted to like that film, but just couldn't.

 

[Thorvan]

I walked out of Cube when my local indie theatre ran it about half a year ago. I know lots of people liked it, and it wasn't necessarily BAD, I just failed to care about any of the characters, situations and so on. I came in expecting Portal. I came out remembering not a damn thing.

 

[ike42]

Jamie Foxx is a piece of crap! I boycott all of his movies because when I was in the Navy he was on board my ship to film part of Stealth and he shat upon everyone he came into contact with. He treated everyone like they were beneath him, so he will never get another dime of my money.

 

[Arkvoodle]

I ran out of the Special Edition "Return of the Jedi" but that was mostly so I wouldn't vomit all over the people sitting in front of me.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Ha, I thought Due Date was alright! Wasn't as good as The Hangover, but not so bad that I'd walk out.

I've never walked out, I wanted to walk out of Avatar (James Cameron) the second time I saw it, because it was boring for me the first time, so by the second time I didn't even care.

there's a joke in there about Iraq war veterans. Not only is it NOT funny, it's insulting.

Do you mean when

Spoiler

It turns out that the guy at the Bank loaning place (I forget) was in a wheelchair? And then he beats the crap out of them? Or was there another joke in the same scene about the Iraq War? Because I mean, I thought that scene was pretty funny, and someone close to me disabled, so it's not like I laugh at cripples or anything.

 

[Christopher Dudgeon]

The only film I've had trouble watching was 2001: A Space Odyssey I tried over a dozen times and fell asleep every time it was only after I had about half a dozen cups of strong coffee and then I discovered what an excellent movie it was.

I'm sorry Dave I can't do that!

 

[AK47Marine]

The American: I honestly only stayed because I lost track of time and was seriously waiting for the intro to start and the plot to begin the entire film right up till the credits rolled, I can't even call it a good art movie because even an art movie actually has some goddamn point, plot and story to it!

My friend, you have not even scratched the surface of art movies if you think they typically have a clear point, plot, or story. It's probably better that you don't know though. There are some things that man was not meant to see.

You're totally right about Pineapple Express though. That was so disappointing.

I meant more in the terms of "art films that actually see wide spread release" though I confess even those widely released art films I see merit only the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" treatment, which tends to piss off other movie goers (or "patrons" as art films like to pretend they are called)

 

[Stim78]

Quite randomly.. In college a whole mixed group of us went to see Striptease, starring Demi Moore. Me, 2 other guys and 4 girls.. It was the other 2 guys who left half way through and got a refund. The movie wasn't great but the girls seemed perfectly fine watching Demi do her thing. I still don't know, even to this day, what offended my mates so much with this film!

 

[RatRace123]

I never walked out of a movie or even slept through one, I'm usually not picky about what I watch.
However the remake of Clash of the Titans was a bit boring. Right up when the giant Scorpion came I started wondering how long this was going to drag on. And why I should care about all the characters dying when I didn't even know most of their names.
I would say that it was a pretty poorly paced film.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Ive never walked out of a movie. When I see one, I put that time aside for the movie. Itd have to offend me pretty badly for me to walk out

 

[dontpokethebear]

i walked out of my living room 20 minutes into juno... i couldnt stand those freakin hipster teenagers

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

The American: I honestly only stayed because I lost track of time and was seriously waiting for the intro to start and the plot to begin the entire film right up till the credits rolled, I can't even call it a good art movie because even an art movie actually has some goddamn point, plot and story to it!

My friend, you have not even scratched the surface of art movies if you think they typically have a clear point, plot, or story. It's probably better that you don't know though. There are some things that man was not meant to see.

You're totally right about Pineapple Express though. That was so disappointing.

I meant more in the terms of "art films that actually see wide spread release" though I confess even those widely released art films I see merit only the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" treatment, which tends to piss off other movie goers (or "patrons" as art films like to pretend they are called)

I think I've seen something like two worthwhile art films ever.

And lol at "patrons". I never really thought about that, but it's totally true.

 

[MEEBO17]

I dont walk out since I dont go to bad movies. Problem solved.