I left you because......

[Ren3004]

Because you have no avatar.

Why did you leave me? *sniff*

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're made of money.

WHYHTMSD?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you're not made of money.

Why am I no longer with you?

 

[Eumersian]

Because the 70's called, and they want their hair back.

Why?

 

[dalek sec]

You laughed at my taste in tv shows...

Why baby? D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

Your avatar is overpowered *laughs* and mine isn't? /sarcasm

WHY? :'C

 

[RaNDM G]

I saw you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, "FORGET YOU!"

Dear [insert name here],

Last night was great, but you weren't there when I woke up. WTF is wrong with you? I thought we had something special going on.

Why did you have to go after we've known each other for so long? Is it because of that one time I kicked your cat? I swear it was an accident. Please take me back.

Love, RaNDM.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

You turned my cat into a zombie, then kicked it. Not cool man.

Y U NO leave me?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I left you... >.<

And it was because you didn't add me to your friendlist!

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you are a nerd.

WHY?>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you are just as nerdy.

Why?

 

[DOOM GUY]

Because you insulted my sculptures, you bad... person.

Why did you have to leave me, WHY?

 

[Ham_authority95]

You had a My Little Pony love pillow that interupted our sex life...sorry.

Why did you leave me? Especially when I'm so sexy?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I've never been into fat girls.

HUREFW?

 

[Ham_authority95]

Because you're homeless and the logistics of dating a homeless person aren't sound.

 

[DOOM GUY]

I had to leave you, you tried to STEAL MY BRAIN, for some sort of evil experiment.... or something.

why did you leave me? I GOT'S TA KNOW

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you're DOOOOOOMED!

 

[Ham_authority95]

Because I hate Doctor Who.

 

[Sethzard]

Because you don't wash

 

[undeserving]

because you turn the toaster up to max and put the defrost button on because you're too impatient. i can't stand people who feel the need to micromanage their breakfast.

why did you leave me?