I left you because......

scorptatious · May 24, 2011

Because you're clearly cheating on me with that exclamation point.

z?

XIII's Number XIV · May 25, 2011

Because you keep mistaking me for this "Z" person.

*snif* why?

Eumersian · May 25, 2011

Beucase I dot'n no hwo 2 splel.

WGKRENM?

scorptatious · May 25, 2011

Because the language barrier between us is way too thick.

Neigh?

Eumersian · May 26, 2011

Because I don't do ponies.

Why'd u dun?

pyramid head grape · May 26, 2011

Faceless and loveless!

Why? :C

Eumersian · May 26, 2011

Because you can frown so hard that your mouth curls back into itself.

WHHY?

AwesomeExpress · May 26, 2011

Because Wizard needs food badly!

Why?

Eumersian · May 27, 2011

Because I like blue and you like mauve?

WHY>SD?

Scde2 · May 29, 2011

Because you couldn't bear my arctic blast.

I don't care why, just go away.

Eumersian · May 29, 2011

Because you wanted me too bad, and left a nasty mess on my kitchen floor.

WHY?

Ham_authority95 · May 29, 2011

You have no profile picture...I can't live without a visual representation of my significant other...

WHY HATH THOU?

Eumersian · May 29, 2011

Because you're blind.

WHY?

XIII's Number XIV · May 29, 2011

Because you threw a rave party and didn't invite me.

Whyeth?

VaudevillianVeteran · May 31, 2011

Because you never calm down!

Why...?

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 31, 2011

Because you outperform me!

Why?

VaudevillianVeteran · May 31, 2011

Because you refused to go to rehearsals!

Why?~

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 31, 2011

Because of creative differences.

Why?

VaudevillianVeteran · May 31, 2011

Because you Jynx'd me! *Ba-dun-dun-tch*

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 31, 2011

Because I like being forever alone! WHY DON'T THE GIRLS UNDERSTAND?!?!?!

Why?