I left you because......

[ShockValue]

Because you're a monkey!

Why did you leave?

 

[ShockValue]

Well there was the whole trying to kill me thing. You also slashed my tires, not cool.

Why did you leave?

 

[Julianking93]

Interspecies erotica is illegal.

And you'd probably kill me

Why leave me?

 

[CounterAttack]

Your hairstyle reminds me of RPG Cliche [http://projectapollo.net/text/rpg.html] #13.

Why are you just walking away after all we've been through?

 

[ShockValue]

Well you did try to break my legs, not to mention that whole fiasco when you tried to annex Canada.

Why did you leave?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

we grew apart
you just weren't there when I needed
you

I slept with your best friend

ect ect ect


why'd you go ahead and leave me?

 

[CounterAttack]

You hooked up with someone else while I was in Japan.

Don't go... please...

 

[ShockValue]

Well you did try to create an army of zombies. That was annoying, coming and going at all hours of the night robbing graves and what not.

Why did you leave?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you insisted on my wearing a cape at all times

why did you leave me?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you didn't sink that submarine like I told you to!

Why did you leave?

 

[CounterAttack]

You hate it when I put you in chains and handcuffs.

Why are you going?

 

[Knife-28]

Because you never took your hood off.

Why did yuo have to go?

 

[orangebandguy]

I had to destroy some Robo-Brains.


Why did you leave?

 

[BENZOOKA]

You were way too gray and you wouldn't let me put those Christmas lights.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Ciarang]

Because you never that armour off.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Sigel]

Beacuse you would not do that thing I like with your tongue and toe.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Keepitclean]

Because lighting bolts are ghey 'n' stuff.

Why did you leave me?

 

[BENZOOKA]

You are way too sneaky for me.

Why did you leave me?