I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You are too much of a monkey.

Why did you leave?

 

[Killer Rabbit]

Because you dyed everything purple

Why did you leave me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You had a gun coming out of your mouth. That's just weird.

Why do we have to part?

 

[Knife-28]

Because you didn't put the bunny back in the box.

Why did you leave?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because robots can't love
Why did you leave me?

 

[ZeroVex]

Because I don't like tiny kittens.

Why did you leave me?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because I don't like people with hats
Why did you leave me?

 

[Knife-28]

Because kittens are evil.

Why did you have to go?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Your a Monkey with a gun, do I really have to explain my reason on why I left you.

Why did you leave me, was I dishonest.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Because your always on that exercise machine

WHY THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE ME!??!

 

[therealsomeguy]

the cheap suit...also im not into monkey

Chuck Norris wants to know why you left me...you should tell him or he'll kill me and eat me, not in that order

 

[BENZOOKA]

Your obsession for bananas was unbearable.

Why did you leave?

 

[BENZOOKA]

It's -25 Celsius and my tongue froze to the helmet.

I put it to you: You have left. What's the reason?

 

[BENZOOKA]

You disturbed me when I was sleeping with your sister, that's why.

Why did you go away?