I left you because......

[Disaster Button]

You gave my mother a heart attack with the sheer apathy in your stare, I told you to stop but you were too busy pretending I didn't exist because of what I said in the car. I was just hoping for once you might actually ask for directions instead of just getting us lost, again.

Why dear god did you leave me? Why? WWHHYYYYY!?

 

[NeoAC]

I forgot my wallet at home, and I had to pay that gas attendant with something...

Por que?

 

[Jedamethis]

I was bored....

Why?

 

[Disaster Button]

You got Barney pregnant and I just couldn't handle that.

Pray tell?

 

[orangebandguy]

You kept punching people in the arm too hard.


Why????

 

[Disaster Button]

You got fat.

Whai?

 

[orangebandguy]

No, I don't like monkeys throwing poo in the house.


Why did you leave?

 

[Disaster Button]

You didn't wear my gimp suit, what the hell man? I did that thing for you, you know what I'm talking about.

Please, please don't leave me.

 

[Jedamethis]

You were threatening to eat me if you saw me again! I mean, make up your fucking mind!

W-H-Y-?

 

[BENZOOKA]

You couldn't remember I don't like sugar in my tea.

Why o' why?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

YOu kept calling me foreign even though i had showed you several times i live HERE

Why i did everything you had asked of me

 

[BENZOOKA]

You were so snooty I couldn't take it

Why did you do it?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept guarding the bathroom saying "none shall pass" and i got tired of constantly pissing my pants



*wakes up* hey wait why did you chain me to the chair..what why do you have the chainsaw

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because we're making a Gears of War live action film.

Why did you go?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You sponsored too many films made by Uwe Boll *shudders* i despise that man


No no NOOOOO! You've gone

 

[BENZOOKA]

I was only taking a shower. It takes an hour to take off this armor you know.

Why did you do it?

 

[Neonbob]

I was really fucking bored and it seemed like a good idea to leave you in a place that you could not easily escape from while I stole your stuff.

Why did you leave me?