I left you because......

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M0rp43vs

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Because you are the daughter of a rich business man while I am a tap dancing zombie samurai.
It was never meant to be.

All right girls, Give me a "Y"!
 

BigDeadMushy

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because you claimed to be a tap-dancing zombie samurai,when in reality you were a line-dancing skeletal jazzercise instructor
 

Dango

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Because my shirt
/sunglasses
Is only big enough for one.

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!?