I left you because......

[Dango]

Because I'm not an ambi-turner.

Why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because your lulz are to great. ^^

I don't want to know D:

 

[Dango]

Because *mean face*.

*sigh*?

 

[pyramid head grape]

)': you said I have a big nose D

...

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because you misheard me when I said I dig your prose

 

[pyramid head grape]

For being in my way at the Yorkshire puddings table at the Christmas party.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being Irish and stuff!

Why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you can fly and I can't...

Why?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because what doesn't kill us can only make us stranger

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because you said that while trying to plunge a pair of scissors into my head
Umm, it's.. ok.. t-that your.. leaving... but.. dyou mind ...saying... why?
I-if you want... of course

 

[BigDeadMushy]

I'm going to a better place.
with blackjack.and hookers.
matter of fact,forget the other place.

 

[jackanderson]

Because up in my lonely room, when I'm dreaming of you, oh what can I do? I still need you but I don't want you now.

 

[Wintermoot]

because you are a imp

why did you leave me?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because you don't know where the line is between patting and hitting

 

[Megadonphan]

because I believe I can fly!

WHY! GOD! WHY!!! WHY DID yOU LEAVE ME!!!!????

 

[BigDeadMushy]

for all those times you looked around.it was in your face.

 

[Eumersian]

bvujnraeknbdfjkgsf.

Why?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because my planet is calling and I must go


what about you?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you have me a chest burster one our first date.

Why did you give me a chest burster?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because some dude I met in the pub advised it.