I left you because......

[dalek sec]

You won't stop fighting robots! D:

Why did you leave?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

it's not you,it's me

whyyyy?

 

[dalek sec]

You kept rick rolling my friends!

Why did you do it?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because I never wanted to give you up,but then you ran around and hurt me.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because currently I happen to be on fire

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because you don't do that thing any more that I enjoyed

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're made of sunshine.

WhyRW?G>

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because I'm on a bus and if it drops to below 55mph a bomb on it will go off.
I wanna get to the next WBC meeting before then.

Why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Your from a far away land and long distance never works :C

Y?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you have a pyramid head, are a grape, and can't deal with long term relationships.

WAT?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For having no face.

Why?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

I need to disappear for a while,so I'm going deep undercover

 

[P0RTAL]

I need to leave you because I realized that my stalking of you is bad for my mental health. And I'm having an affair with the poster below me. Sorry bout that

Why did you leave me?

 

[RaNDM G]

I don't screw around with stalkers.

Wut?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

coz you lol'd at my collection of muppets and fraggles.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Your not made of chicken.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

we never hooked up.it was retconned in the most recent reboot.

 

[pyramid head grape]

for being the random police. ^^

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because you stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you made me mix up my threads. ^^