I left you because......

[NeoAC]

Because it just wouldn't work. You know because I'm a vegetarian, and you're death...

Oh why won't you come home?

 

[FalloutForever]

You're Canadian

Why did you desert me biatch?

 

[Random Argument Man]

Because you have no respect towards canadians.

Why did you leave me?

 

[ThreeWords]

Because you argue so much

Why did you leave me?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Well, i had to. If I didn't, you would've eaten my face off.

Wait...Your Leaving...Why?!?
*starts to sob* No, wait! Don't go! *starts bawling* I can change baby...
[sup]yeah, i'm a emotional wreak...[/sup]

 

[Strid]

I'm sorry...I just remembered I was asexual. *starts singing creep by radiohead*

I'm fine with you leaving, but can I get a reason why?

 

[Neonbob]

You kept biting my fingers during the night! It's very distracting, you know.

Why aren't you here?

 

[Sigel]

You are just too much man for me with your nukes and your "nuke".

Why did you leave me?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, you just admitted that you couldn't take me

Why did you tell me to fuck off?

 

[GodofDisaster]

You missed our Christmas party for Whale hunting.

You Also missed my birthday for Whale hunting.

You also missed my cousin's wedding (which she kindly invited you to) for what More fucking Whale hunting.

And that's why I left you Bob to much Whale hunting.

Why did you leave?

 

[Neonbob]

You wouldn't. Fucking. Stop. Reciting. Random. Fucking. Numbers.
It was INFURIATING.


Why have you left?

 

[Disaster Button]

You were caught jerking it by my grandma and you didn't fucking stop.

Why, why, why, Delilah?

 

[Neonbob]

You never let me push your button the way I wanted to!

Why have you vanished from my life?

 

[Random Argument Man]

For one...

Why did you leave me?

 

[Neonbob]

I couldn't keep up with all the conflicts! You just kept making them up out of nowhere!

Why did you leave me?

 

[Random Argument Man]

I had to leave you for some Nazi killin. I founded a nice girl in France.

Why did you leave me all alone during that night?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were in France. I'm...not allowed there anymore.

Why did you put me in such a nasty place while you left forever?