I left you because......

[FieryButterfly]

Because the Joker carried me away to the insane asylum.

Why did you leave me so?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were never satisfied with my peaceful setup, and always wanted to light more lovely things on fire.

Why did you erase my memory and leave?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you saw something that you shouldn't have seen. *cough*

Why did you break my leg and leave me there?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because I suspect you've got a crush on that queer in the green dress.

Why do you hate me? WHYYY!?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you refused to start lighting up moths as well!
Your hair is just too hideous.

Why did you kick me out into the street?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because you refused to listen to my warnings.

WHYYYYYYYY!? *cries*

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you keep crying after we make love.

Why did you leave me? *puppy dog eyes*

 

[Neonbob]

You left a match lit in the wrong place. And the house burned down.

Why did you leeeave?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because my voices told me to.

Why did you leave me with this psycho?!

 

[Neonbob]

Because I have voices too, you know!
They tell me to do things sometimes!
But I don't always listen!

Why did you leave me alone forever in this void of despair?

 

[FieryButterfly]

because you always seem to leave the bathroom door open.

Why did you leave me on the curb with only $2?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because I needed the rest of your money and you'd only whine.

Tell me why, so I can punch you afterwards.

 

[FieryButterfly]

*cowers* because.. because your mother makes too many cookies.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you killed all of my pets!
I liked my pets!

Why did you take my hat and leave?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Because it looks better on me.

Why did you tie me to the flagpole and leave?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you tried to bite me every time I wanted to be physical!

Why did you strand me in the desert?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because you stole from my dead cousin who you raped while you made a clone have sex with me and propose to me.

Why did you smash my guitar and dump me in the middle of the desert?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you didn't respect my feelings and let me be who I want to be
Why did you break my heart and leave me?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Cause it's fun to smash things, and your heart was just lying there. Then you were dead so there were no point.

Why did you steal my pants and leave me on the street with a pair of transvestites?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Same reason, it's fun to smash things and you were dead, so what's the point?
Why did you leave me for that dirty skank-whore of a slut?