I left you because......

[Neuromancer]

Because the back of your hand made me understand not all was going to plan >.>.

Nonsense. Everything always goes according to plan, even when they don't.

OT:Because you would always shush me every time I tried to tell you how maddingly in love I am with you.

 

[Teoes]

You wouldn't stop flicking food at nearby customers when we went out for meals.

 

[MetaKnight670]

You kept hogging the TV remote so I couldn't watch my games!

 

[Nouw]

You kept watching games and not playing them. Screw Let's Plays >:/.

 

[MetaKnight670]

You tried to suppress my right to watch Let's Plays.

 

[Teoes]

You never watched my Let's Plays ;~;

 

[Neuromancer]

You never told me you had Let's Plays.

 

[Teoes]

I don't, but you didn't know that! You never listen to me! /cry

 

[Neuromancer]

Why would I listen when all you did was boast about thing you didn't have?

 

[kailus13]

For never listening to people.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you framed someone.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because your badges look good together.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're going to explode.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Because you never paid any attention to me. It was always just coffee, coffee, coffee with you!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because you randomly grew wings and kept hitting me in the face with them.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because in the year of 1865 her majesty charged me with touring with the English cricket side in their seven match stint of Pakistan. This was difficult for me because I'm an Australian and playing for England in any game , especially cricket, is a potentially impossible task.

But being not born yet and a gentleman I could not refuse.

 

[kailus13]

Because you're obssessed with queen Victoria.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're obsessed with tomatoes.

 

[Sacman]

Because you're obsessed with potatoes... :0

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're not really a king.