I left you because......

[kailus13]

Because you kept putting the word "eh" at the end of your sentences.

 

[kailus13]

Because I can't change my badge order. At all. -_-

 

[Neuromancer]

Because our badges aren't compatible at all.

 

[kailus13]

Because none of yours are.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you put value on pointless badges.

 

[kailus13]

Because 4 of your badges are from quizzes. Hypocrite.

 

[thesilentman]

Because I can't tell what your expression is.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because your avatar looks so grumpy.

 

[Sacman]

For killing the companion cube...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the Queen needed a rebellion quelled in the Canary Islands and because of my experience in diplomatic relations and canaries she sent me.

After arriving I was mistaken for a local deity and was thought to be the harbinger of destruction of the island. Sadly this meant that I was to be thrown into the volcano, which I might add would have been an impressive feat considering the island is lacking in even a single volcano.

But before I start to ramble; Sacman was the one who sold me the drugs that caused my to imagination to create that whole story!

 

[Teoes]

I left you because you just can't give the short version of a story.

 

[kailus13]

Because you can't appreciate long stories.

 

[MrCollins]

I left you because I got bored for a fortnight

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because you wouldn't stop staring at me.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I left you because you kept cropping up in every hand in poker. You were killing my mojo!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because that machine of yours reminded me of one that destroyed my home.

 

[MrCollins]

I left you because you couldn't let go of the past.

 

[Nouw]

I left you because you always worried about the future.