I left you because......

[Headsprouter]

Because I saw you do the Harlem shake.

...with the bodies.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you guys keep spying on each other.

 

[MrCollins]

Because you are a soviet spy

 

[kailus13]

Because I could never hope to be as classy as you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're always ontop of me.

 

[Kae]

Because Kailus is always on top of you... >_>

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep using that hookshot on people.

 

[Sacman]

For accusing Kaleion of spousal abuse...<.<

 

[MrCollins]

For aiding and abetting spousal abuse!

 

[kailus13]

Because your sunglasses collection was getting too large.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you wish your collection was that large.

 

[MrCollins]

Because you're jelly of my sunglasses collection.

 

[Ruedyn]

Because I can't take that stare.

 

[ShockValue]

For losing the staring contest.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I realised something on all my trips away. Maybe I wasn't travelling out of a sense of duty to the Queen; maybe I was running away from myself the whole time....

To find out if this was the truth I needed to travel to Nairobi and find the cursed jewel of Alkazah.

 

[sylekage]

I left you because...*sigh* because you're not crazy enough!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you were too small.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because when my allergies kicked in you thought I was trying to play "charades".

 

[kailus13]

Because your obsessive love of charades caused that misunderstanding.

 

[dalek sec]

You never take off that outfit, it must reek by now!