I left you because......

[DOOM GUY]

Because I was feeling bad about myself and needed to punch something.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you tried to hurt me cause you were hurting!

 

[DOOM GUY]

'Cause you were the one that made me hurt!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you laughed, you laughed, when I first spoke that loosing you would make me flip my lid.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you left me first?

 

[thesilentman]

Because we all left each other first?

 

[Headsprouter]

Because you're confusing me.

 

[thesilentman]

Because I feel as if we are confusing each other by confusing other people.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because you made me need to sprout a new head just to comprehend you.

 

[kailus13]

Because you're not satisfied with a single head.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I always end up getting back with you somehow.

 

[thesilentman]

Because I'm not into foursomes. -.-

 

[dalek sec]

I left because you're just a cranky suit of armor! D:

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're a murderous robot!

 

[Porygon-2000]

Because you keep leaving flowers around when you know I'm allergic to pretty!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because I was out of beer and was at the point where drink driving seemed like a good idea........So did trying to beat that train across the tracks.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Erm.. as in, you left me tied up on the tracks?! How inconsiderate! I'm leaving you!

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you found my way of making our relationship interesting inconsiderate. I really cared, you know!

 

[kailus13]

Because you kept doing the Gendo pose. Look, you're doing it now!

 

[thesilentman]

Because I'm not that into ponies.