I left you because......

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept trying to kill me in my sleep..and that's just wrong


Why did you go

 

[GodofDisaster]

You kept staring at me with your Monocle. It's very annoying.

Why did you go away, I thought we had something special?

 

[Irridium]

Because all you do is spend time on that damn machine!
What about me, what about us?

Why did you leave sexy ol' me?

 

[Viking Incognito]

Because you call yourself sexy ol' me.

Why did you leave me?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you went "incognito" too much.

That's right, I caught you.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Hussmann54]

You freak me out. Disney characters in blood usually do

Why did you leave me and turn me into a transvestite, tainted by the tides of a dawn since past

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You made a beloved icon go crazy..

Why was i left alone in my room

 

[Hussmann54]

*Ninja'd* look at the last page

 

[Neonbob]

Because you would never remove that damn armor, and I wanted to actually feel you!
Because you were too proud of that damn family crest!

Why did you leeeeave?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

The last time you "Nuked the whales", one fell on me.

Why did you confine me to a life of solitude?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you were too fixated on that mouse, and never payed attention to me!
Why did you leave me in the rain?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You were too damn cute, you had other girls all over you, all the time!

Why did you go and spoil it all and leave me?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I ran out of tomato's to throw at you..


Why did you leave me and have me in a spiral of madness

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You claimed that you were too snooty for me!

Why did you go and leave?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

IT ISN'T MY FAULT MILK SPOILS WHEN YOU LEAVE IT OUT OVERNIGHT!! And I left you because I didn't deserve you.
Why did you lock the cat-flap and leave me outside?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We're just different people. Not to mention a relationship with a kitten is questionable.

Why did you leave me to cry?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you wouldn't try to work past our differences, and get along.
Why did you leave me in the middle of the woods?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you ate the last of the cat food, and I had wanted to fry it up and serve it with potatoes!

Why did you renounce your love for me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You put your whale hate before us!

Why did you get up and go?