I left you because......

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Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Because you kept getting blood stains over all of my clothes!
I always told you to wash our stuff separately, but you never listened, and the cops kept questioning me about murders that weren't me!

Why did you go?
 

SeanTheSheep

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Jun 23, 2009
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Because you didn't let me push the button to nuke the whales, you had to do it yourself.
Why did you abandon me, when I needed you the most?
 

SnootyEnglishman

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May 26, 2009
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You kept liberating my army of cat mercenaries. I need all the armies i can get

I said i loved you and i was kicked in my balls WHY??
 

GodofDisaster

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Sep 10, 2009
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You spent far to much time building your models. When you should have been building our relationship.

Why did you leave, I thought our bond was special?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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Because you never oiled that fucking walker!
And it. fucking. Squeaked.

Why did you flee?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Because you never washed the ketchup stains off your dress.


Love of my life, why did you hurt me?
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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Because you only stood there, waving in the breeze. You never actually seemed to care about us.

Why have you decided life is better without me?
 

FalloutForever

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Nov 21, 2009
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Because i wanted to nuke ze whales... :(

just kidding, its cause they always managed somehow, to land on my appartment.

why was i left alone here, nobody by my side...?
 

FalloutForever

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Nov 21, 2009
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Because you always wanted to kill that mouse! (Lol three ninja'd in a row epic!)

Because you were always obsessed with, "Gotta Catch 'Em All!"

why was i left alll alone!!
 

SnootyEnglishman

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May 26, 2009
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I couldn't stand all of the black and white stuff you put up in the house i need some color y'know


Why hast thou denied me the pleasures of love