I left you because......

[Irridium]

All you ever do is dance by yourself.
You never ask me if I want to dance

Why did you burn down my house?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Your mustache was getting bigger than mine..and that will not be had in this empire


Why did you go away?

 

[Cherry Cola]

You're a snooty bastard, that's why!

Why must I eat my pizza alone!?

 

[Julianking93]

You have no ambitions! All you do is bowl all day.

Why leave me when I love you so?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You loved your damn toys..and besides your 12

Why must thou bog me down in sorrow?

 

[Cherry Cola]

It's true what Julian said, I just want to bowl.

Why did you push me when I was about to score a strike!? I thought you loved me!

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you called one of my friends fat!

Why must I eat at subway alone now?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because your friend is fat

Why did you leave with my cat?

 

[Julianking93]

Because you dress like that. On a weekday!

why must I play Borderlands alone now?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because you criticized my plumber-outfit

Why don't you want me to fix your cable?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you were having sex with my sister and drinking all of my alcohol!

why?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because Marluxia's scythe is better.

Why did you doooo thaaaat...?

 

[FieryButterfly]

because you kept leaving stains all over my carpet!

why *sobs* did you steal my dog and run?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Well, considering where you found me and your dog...I didn't steal him at all.

Why did you fill my ears with that horrendous music?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because then you wouldn't hear me bang your sister

Why did you leave without giving me the number to your hot ex?

 

[dalek sec]

She's too hot for you.

Why did you leave me alone last night?

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Because you're a robot.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Irridium]

You were far to badass for me.
Not even my badass moustache could match you in battle.

Why am I alone?

 

[Knife-28]

Because you impailed me with your mustache.

Why did you leave me flying solo?