I left you because......

[Knife-28]

Because you went to the moon and never came back.

Why am I alone now?

 

[Irridium]

Becasue you made a giant painting of that face and put it right above the bed!

Why must I twirl my 'stache alone?

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Because you wouldn't let me ride..

Why did you not meet me at the docks last night?

 

[NeoAC]

Because I heard there were pirate ghosts running around, and Korn wasn't available to get rid of them.

Why have I been left like this?

 

[Irridium]

Because your avatar is misleading.

Why did you curbstomp my heart?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It was your insipid and stupid dancing.


Why did you have to be so mean you could have been a little courteous?

 

[Cherry Cola]

No, I couldn't

Why didn't you make me orgasm!?

 

[ottenni]

Because you ate all my chrysanthemums you bastard!

Why did you steal all the turpentine and kick my dog?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I needed the turpentine to fuel my automobiles and your dog was just annoying.


Why must ye laugh at me in my despair

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because you are British

Why did you leave me, Christ Tucker!?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You danced all over our relationship.
Whai?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you zoomed in too far!
Why, Oh god Why!!!!!!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because you're my very own kitten! and that's weird!
Why :'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(?

 

[CounterAttack]

Why do you think? You kill kittens! Makes me a sad panda.

You're going? But I just got back...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You dont like that I kill kittens!

Why?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You killed my army of kittens i needed those.


I'm alone in this world...why did you do this to me

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

'Cause you're snooty!

 

[Disaster Button]

You know what you did.
I can't even look at hot dogs in the same way anymore.

Why did you flee?