I left you because......

[TheDoctor455]

For blaming me for something AGAIN.

Why do you keep blaming me for everything?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Bcause it's your fault.

Why don't you take responsibility?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I can prove that I didn't do anything you say I did!

Why won't you just let me get back to work on the Cylon detector?

 

[Impluse_101]

Because your Mustache gives you strength

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because are simply too adorable to be real.

Why?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You have an imaginary Cylon in your head.

Why'd you kick me out?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you kept trying to make me try vodka.

Why?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I was trying to make nice after crashing at your place, killing/enslaving your neighbors.

Why won't you be my wingman?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I can't fly anything!

Why won't you let Morpheus die?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Not that kind of wingman.
Because he's to cool to die.

Why is my internet connecion so slooow right now?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Steman's dicking with the communications again.

Why am I in the brig again?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I moved the lab there, it's bigger and more explosion proof.

Why can't I find my gun?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Six slipped it in my pocket so I could kill myself.

Why can't I make Six go away?

 

[Solo-Wing]

Because Six does not want to go away.

Why did she slap me?

 

[Someperson307]

He slapped you because you referred to Nikki Six as a girl, insulting Motley Crue in the process. It's called hair metal, get with the times.

Why am I so uptight and serious?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yes, goodbye forever.

Why?

 

[Solo-Wing]

Because you got a Team rocket avatar. Now go blast off.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you just admitted you don't like Team rocket.

Spoiler: James, take care of him.

Spoiler: With Pleasure Boss!

Why? Is it because I'm evil?

 

[Someperson307]

Because you refused to share your lollipop with me.

EDIT: Ninja'd again? Damn. Because you think AIDs is a laughing matter.

Why am I still awake?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you think I actually laugh at the thought of AIDS.

I just like using it as a weapon, that's all.

Why?