I left you because......

[TheDoctor455]

You wouldn't stop badgering me to will Vodka into existence for you.
I'm not a vending machine.

Why did you sleep with Rorschach?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

He had Vodka.

Why'd you leave me for the Zerg?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Kerrigan is hot. [http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1Upre5q9389gtqhdtXQ2908IGnlz-KLa87_lML1gyj-aA1vVt]

Why did you leave me for the Orks?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't like you. And you spell Orc wrong.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you clearly haven't played Warhammer 40K, there "Orc" IS spelled "Ork".

Why?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because 40k is awesome.

Why'd you kill my Ethereal?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because it was going to kill me!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you changed to an avatar that still may not be wearing pants.

Why?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because you didn't accept the Greater Good.

Why?

 

[i don't know]

Because we're on the same team.

Why did you leave?

At least someone's not breaking down my door with GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS! DIE! *burns angry mob*

OT: because your mustache was better than mine.

Spoiler: Pyro-stache

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because you didn't have a top hat to match the mustache and monocle.

Whyyyyyy!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you accused me of treason!

Why did you try to frame me?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

To win Adama's favor. And the tiny detail of it being true.
Not to say that I'm passed forgiveness.

Why did you get Galactica to make a futile attempt at destroying the Aleksander?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because your crew is full of assholes?

Why'd it end?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I wasn't sure if you were real or not.

Why did you plant a chip in my head?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

There is no chip.

Why was I killed by my best friend? (Indirectly, but still!)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because he was a jerk.

Why are you a pile of pixels?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because I choose too.

Why is doc always trying to get me killed?!

 

[i don't know]

Because that isn't Doc, its a SPYro. *backstabs, Stukov bursts into flames*

why did we go off-topic?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because of Doc.

Why!?