I left you because......

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AwesomeExpress

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I would never leave you! But I guess if I had to leave, it'd be because of my jealousy over you getting the haiku badge..

Why, damnit, why??!!
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Because your mouth was always hanging open and drooling.

Why did you sleep with Dan?
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Because I was tired of catching you in this scenario! [http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Dr%20Manhattan%202.JPG]

...Can't we talk about this?
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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VaudevillianVeteran said:
Because I was tired of catching you in this scenario! [http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Dr%20Manhattan%202.JPG]

...Can't we talk about this?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to distress you. I thought you liked this. I just don't know what stimulates you anymore.

OT:
Because you're so tiny that it felt like I was going out with a child... creeped me out.

Why did you leave me?
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Well, combined with your double-teaming, interplanetary cheating and leaving the seat up, I just don't think it was going to work...

Why?!
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Because you think you're better than everyone everywhere from all time. Your ego could fill the multiverse.

Why?