I left you because......

[Sacman]

Because your still mad about L4D2...

Why are we not together?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I don't wanna!

Why?

 

[MrJKapowey]

I 'unno! *shrugs*

Why did you leave me?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you posted below me.

Why?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Because I need to iron DPMs, shine boots and mould berets. By replying to this thread you make me need to come back to the escapist for more!


Why?

 

[havass]

Because I say so.

Why did you leave?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I hate dogs.

Why did you run away screaming "The knuckles! The horrible raven-knuckles!"?

 

[MrJKapowey]

I had a sudden vision. I needed to get the brain bleach.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I think you're a cylon.

Why?

 

[MrJKapowey]

IDK what a Cylon is and your constant talk of them was driving me insane.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

For health reasons.

Por Que?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For already established reasons.

Why?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Your face is a mass of scratches and scars.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you don't even have 500 posts yet.

WHY?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Because now I DO!
(500th post)
Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being a frakkn' toaster.
(see Battlestar Galactica to get that)

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I just can't deal with your catnip addiction anymore.

Why?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Because your incessant need for yarn kept me from getting shit done.

Why?