I left you because......

[havass]

Because i'm allergic to feather topped hats.

Why did you leave me?

 

[TKretts3]

Because you kept on going out at night to see Mudkip. : (
Why did you leave me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you seem a bit... sketchy to me.

Why did you cheat on me?

 

[havass]

Because your display picture is freaky as hell.

Why did you run away?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I don't want a dog up my ass.

Why did you leave me?

 

[bad rider]

Because your general demeanour offends 6 of my 5 senses, I'm not quite sure how you managed it though.

Why did you leave me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't go for rabbits.

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you died again.


Why'd it end?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you refuse to make out with me!

Why would you leave me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For pestering me to make out with you!

Why did it all go?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

It went south cause we were either putting in too much effort or not enough.

Why don't you give me a chance?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you broke up with me in the middle of a battle!!!

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because it was my new year resolution.

BUT YYYYYYYY?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because we never got back together.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you smell funny.

WHY, OH WHY?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm not a homosexual.

Why?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because i don't like Pokemon...

 

[Scde2]

Because you don't have a penis.

WHY.

 

[Sacman]

Because you have a penis...

you left me... Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you apparently don't like my penis...

Why you leave me?