I left you because......

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because of all the girls sitting in our living room!

Why the lies?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because the truth would hurt you more.

Why can't you see Six?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

See who?

Why? We were getting along so well.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I have trust issues, and I don't want to ask you to wait.

Why can't... *sigh* there really isn't a question that can keep this going...

 

[SkyeNeko]

You never talk to me anymore! You always run out in the middle of a conversation.

Bakit?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... what?

Why can't you let me finish a thought?

 

[Irridium]

Because you don't look at me when we make love!

Why?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Because I'm having an affair... with your brother!!!

Baby, come back!

 

[Scde2]

No. You demons just want my souls and stuffs.

Y U GO LEVE MEH?!

 

[Sacman]

Because you have a new avatar...<.<

Y u do dis?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Because your avatar is static-y.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Verex]

BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHARE YOUR HORDE OF GOLD!

WHY?!

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

I HAVE NO HOARD OF GOLD!

Why?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because there is another.

Why?

 

[Verex]

YOU TRIED TO POISON MY CHOCOLATE PANCAKES! YOU HAVE NO SOUUUUUL!

Dammit...WHY?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you keep dragging me to the same damn pub every night. I want to go out there and do things.

Why did you try to distract the zombie hordes by throwing me at them?

 

[Scde2]

Because one of us had to distract them.

I laid out every reason why you should stay with me. Why leave me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because the Six in my head threatened to kill me if I didn't leave you!

Why?

 

[scorptatious]

Our sex life just isn't what it used to be... DAMN IT! We never had one!!

WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you just wanted me for sex.

Why?