I left you because......

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I hate you too much to live with you anymore. You and your blue makeup!

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you cheated on me with someone who uses blue makeup!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have too many personalities!

Why?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because i hate pokemon.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I thought you were too cute and nice to be real!
Come back!

Damn it...

Why?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because when i came back, you were already gone.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I had an important meeting!

Why couldn't wait for me to come back?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because i helped an old lady cross the street, and then she robbed me, and so i run after her.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because that old lady was a Cylon!

Why are you stalking me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The years of criticism is why!

Why...?

 

[Sacman]

Your avatar is too red...<.<

Y U Do Dis?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm not gay. Sorry... Actually, I'm not sorry. I like being a hetero.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you kept coating me in poke-nip while I slept.

Do you have any idea how terrifying it is to have 15 different species of those fucking critters dry-humping every part of your body?

DO YOU?!?!?!

Why the hell did you have go?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you used to lock me into rooms and study me for hours, not cool!

Why...why did you do this?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you were going to betray our location to the Cylons!

Who are you working for?!?!?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

YOU! You made our relationship like work!

Please...Tell me why?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you're a trap!

Why did you have to be a trap?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm a pretty trap! You said you digged that!

Why did you lie?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I needed some space away from Six.

She's back...

Why Transformers 3? WHY?!?!?!?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Because Michael Bay won't go away.

Why?