I left you because......

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SnootyEnglishman

SnootyEnglishman

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May 26, 2009
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I have an irrational fear of snakes and you wouldnt stop hissing and throwing those plastic ones in my face.


Just simply WHY?!
 
CounterAttack

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
Dec 25, 2008
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I can't kiss you without you practically biting my jaw off. Of course I'm leaving you.

Why are you just walking away...
 
Vrex360

Vrex360

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Mar 2, 2009
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I left you because YOU ARE A HUMAN.
By definition I am obligated to destroy you, you should be thanking me for small mercies.
 
ShockValue

ShockValue

Addicted to coffee
May 8, 2008
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Well you did try to kill me that one time. I gave you another chance but you don't stop.

Why?!
 
Vrex360

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
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Because you left my damn Plasma Rifle in the washing machine.

By the way I'm sending you the bill for that, those don't come cheap you know.
 
dalek sec

dalek sec

Leader of the Cult of Skaro
Jul 20, 2008
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It's either me or the sandwich!

Why did you leave me like that, it hurt....
 
Vrex360

Vrex360

Badass Alien
Mar 2, 2009
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Because you are a Queen, I am too much of a commoner to be seen with a Queen.

Why oh why did you leave me? You broke my heart... admittedly I have like, three so it's a big deal or anything.
 
BloodyThoughts

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
Jan 4, 2010
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because, you never bought me any motha fucking gifts!

Oh why did you leave the awesomeness that is me!
 
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