I left you because......

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because we were too compatible. It was creepy!

Why?

 

[scorptatious]

Your mood swings are way too rapid and consecutive.

Why oh why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you double posted!
Because you ninja'd me!

Why'd it end?

 

[Scde2]

For teh lulz.

Whyyyyyyy?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you broke my heart twice and I haven't forgotten.

Oh why, why why why?!?!?!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you knifed me!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you slammed the door in my face the other night.

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you set the house on fire.

Why leave?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you ate all the turkeys. All of them!

What did I do wrong?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because i cheated on you with Hail Fire 997 AND Hail Fire 999.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You changed into a completely different person!
Because you discovered my evil twin sisters!
[sup]No, I won't explain.[/sup]

Why'd it end like this?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because of your rampant abuse of my duck. Henry will never be the same, you monster!

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You didn't shut up an apologize!

Why'd it end?

 

[i don't know]

Because you cheated on me with the blue pyro.

Why'd you end this relationship?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you cheated on me with my evil twins.

Why'd you go?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you kept doing my share of the work in the library FOR me...
I came there to help you out...

Why'd you turn me away?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you lost your color!

Why would you leave me?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you were 30 minutes late!

Why?!?!?!

 

[The Red Spy]

Because I'm in love with Scout's Mother.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you never sided with me.

Why?